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OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you’re obliged to marry me.
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I’d like to be more than just your brother in Islam.
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To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
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Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?
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You can’t play basketball with a jilbab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life.
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Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part…
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Assalamualaikum, so what time does a Hoor Al-3ayn like you have to be back in Jannah?
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So, read any good Surahs lately?
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Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I’m hereafter.
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Let’s get married so I don’t have to lower my gaze every time you walk in the room
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I’ve had to fast every day since the day that I first saw you.
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Do you work for the FBI ? Because you’ve just abducted my heart.
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Your father must be a terrorist, because you’re da BOMB!
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Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?
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Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, “She aiight”.
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Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
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Girl, you fine. I see praying five times a day has paid off.
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That’s a nice burqa. Can I talk you out of it?
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I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?
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I didn’t trip over my thobe, I fell for you.
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I know Halal meat does a body good, but d@mn, how much you been eatin’ ?
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Wanna pray in jamaat, shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?
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Guy looks under girls hijab “Sorry, I was looking for the made in Jannah tag”
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After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mashallah. The next was Inshallah!
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Are those legs halal?
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Baby, someone needs to chop off your right hand because you stole my heart.
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I’m new here, can you take me to the closest masjid?
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I’m not staring, I’m just enjoying my first and only allowed look.
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Girl you fine, TAKBEER
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Can I have a picture of you so I can show my daddy what I want for Eid?
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Girl if lookin’ at you is gunnah then I don’t want to get any sawab
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Sister, you make a bad brother wanna be good..and a good brother wanna be bad
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Hey I’m a nice Muslim boy and you seem like a nice Muslim girl, so what do you say we make a halal match?
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Hey, you free this weekend? I got two tickets to Jannah…wanna come with?
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Nice ankles. Very nice.
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You make me realise why we’re asked to lower our gaze so much
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If I become a shaheed i will get 72 of you!
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Girl…I must be from star trek because i wanna Klingon to your burqa
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Girl…whatchu say…wanna ride shotgun on my camel?
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Girl…I know its haraam “paying” so much “interest” in you…but I can’t help myself…
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Allah created everything in pairs, so what are you doing single?
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Have your ammi call my ammi
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Do u remember me from Alam al-Arwah?
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Wow, are you a decendent of Yusuf (alayhis salaam)??
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You’re so fine, I wanna marry you, get 10 kids with you and pray domestic jamaah for the rest of our lives.
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You are so beautiful, I’d hijack a plane for you
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I hope what I dont see is as fine as what I see
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So Jennah didn’t work so well for you?
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You can sit in jennah and wait for the right shaheed like the other hoor al-ain, or you can be with me
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You remind me of the Ka’aba. I can walk around you all day long.
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It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that’s the night that angels come down from Heaven.
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I thought the “Hoor Al-Ayn” only lived in Jannah.
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Sister, is your hijab naturally blonde?
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How would you like to help me fulfill half of my deen?
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Are your feet tired? Because you’ve been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long
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What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school
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Boy: “You thief. You know, its wrong to steal in Islam”
Girl : “How am I a thief?”
Boy : “You stole my heart” -
You are the reason the hijab was mandated.
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You are the coolness of my eyes.
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You’re so beautiful, even hur al-ayn would be jealous.
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The noor on your face really brings out your eyes.
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Your face shines with so much nur that it could launch a thousand Jihadi ships
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I must have died and gone to heaven because you’re like my 70 Hooral3yn all in one.
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Any cup of water you pour for me will taste like Zam Zam
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The Noor on your face is so strong, I think I’m going to go blind!
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I have a some sort of sickness, but Allah has created the cure, thats you!