Hi all,
I’m new here, so take it easy. No troll bangin, as I aint one :no:
I have a few questions, aur aap inay jawaab deejeeyay ga, please.
It’d help me learn about you, and you about someone else as well. You can answer any one/few or all 
if you like.
(howja like my urdu huh? nay- Im not from the East orginalayy)
Heregoes- brace yourself:
What is Islam and why do you follow it or not?
How much of Islam do you know? Could there be A LOT you dot know at all?
Is it possible you coudl be a kafir/nonbelievr/mushrik or destined to hell?
IS it possible your livin at the heathen era?
What about the world, and life, how much do you know? How much do you know about what REALLY happens everywhere, with your freinds, with family, with people around, or even out on the road?
Again, could there be TOO much you juss dont know?
Could you have misunderstsood something HUMONGOUSLY? Something majorly important which acn be used against you, as your weak and vunerable then?
Any of ya seen this: http : // this is lancashire. co. uk / 2006 / 7/7/ 914687. html
(Delete the spaces to join up, in the link above and check out the link about ASIAN LEWDNESS)
What do you think? Could most guys and women be like this?
What actually happened to that girl, any idea? (she was asian/muslim btw)
Moving on..
What is life and how do you know this?
Who influenced you the most in life?
Who do you wnat to be like or what exactly and why?
How do you want to live life, and why? who taught you this or where did you see this?
What characteristic do you rate/value the most and why?
An vice versa - hate?
Whats a good life, and wife?
Whats a bad husband and life?
Who/what would you want most in life, that you still seek?
What is the ultimate end to life?
Who would kill for Islam, IF Islam allowed it?
What would/could you do for ISlam, prophet/s and God?
Could you leave your education and thus live poor in life?
Whats a man and a woman different in, apart from the obvious physical features, and why?
What are the mans strengths and weaknesses and why?
What does he hide ‘n’ show and why?
What is a womans strenghs and weaknesses and why?
What does he hide ‘n’ show and why?
What is the ultimate man? (husband)
What is the ultimate woman? (wife)
What do you hate most and love most on this world now and why?
What/who do you wish you could have or rid in life/now and why?
Hyperbolically…
Do God and Muhammad (angels/prophets/walis) like Aishawarya Rai and ShaRukh or J.Abraham? (like as in admire for good)
WHY?
Do they hate them?
Do you like any of them?
If your Muslim, answer this please- why did the Prophet marry and love Aisha?
What is love, and how can it be known or defined, in truth?
What does God hate, and like?
Is He right to?
If He is right, who is in the wrong?
Is reality known about anything present day?
Whats evolution?
Whats the 2nd law of thermodynamics and thus existence?
Do you understand science accurately and well?
Who made SCIENCE/TECHNOLOGY, MODERN DAY and what you study and how?
Could the Prophet/s have made this?
Why didnt they? what were they doing instead? We’re they wrong to?
Did the Prophets-Sahabas kill anyone at all? How many if so and why?
Do you understand Islam properly an fully, every step?
What about your national law and Christian-Judo laws?
An obvious…
Can a pig understand Islam?
Would you give good advice to a wall?
Would you EVER keep a beard before being culturally, dramatcially fit to- i.e. over age 35? (male)
Would you ever wear hijaab/julbaya without being forced and being culturally dramatcially fit to- i.e. over age 35? (Women)
IF I was better looking than you, do you think youd hate/envy me?
If you were better lookin than I, do you think I would hate/envy you?
Why?
What do you fear and hate most?
What do you love and feel comfortable at most?
Do you pray salat if your Muslim? If so why, and if not why not?
What do you look at in others to like or hate a person and why?
Is the East lewd or the West? what specifically?
Would you act in a Bollywood/Lollywood/Dollywood/Hollywood film if given role plus incentives and why?
Whats the most important thing in life you have or have not yet?
Is arranged marriage wrong?
Would you live it for yourself?
How will you want to get married?
How do you plan on meeting a man/woman for marriage?
Whats halal for husband and wife?
Whats a perverted or “dirty” man or woman, married or unmarried?
How many kids die for lack of water in the world daily?
How many girls/women get raped in the world daily? any facts-guesses?
How many men-women are constantly engaged in what Muslims call “zinna” daily? What penalty does it deserve or have?
guys: would you stop the rape of a woman if you were gunna get raped instead if to?
women: same question with precaution and apologies for the vulgarness
your views: are rapes more common in Pakistan towns/villages or in UK towns/cities? By how much?
How long do you want to live?
What do you find difficult in life or surroundings?
What do you find easy of all things?
What luxury is allowed and good?
Does God allow this?
What “luxury/pleasure” is disliked/abhorred by God?
Does a car (koenigsegg) excite/energise you more or prayer? why?
In reality…does colour, stats, wealth, fame/name, cast, religion, backgroound, lineage, nation matter to YOU in any decisions/judgment of a person? why?
You can see, much to fire away there…
I know, I know- it was sooo long. Damn I wont do it again 
If you believe in a God, no lies please- theres enough of them everywhere 
Try to keep it readable, true and “clean” or it becomes lame repetitive predictable and ho-hum
Thanks to you in advance
(apart from too long)