A man walking along a California beach was
deep in prayer. All of a
sudden,
he said out loud, “Lord grant me one wish.”
Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in
a booming voice the
Lord
said,
“Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me
in all ways, I will grant
you
one wish”.
The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I
can drive over anytime I
want.”
The Lord said,"Your request is very
materialistic. Think of the
logistics
of
that
kind of undertaking. The supports required to
reach the bottom of the
Pacific!
The concrete and steel it would take!
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify
your desire for worldly
things.
Take a little more time and think of another
wish, a wish you think
would
honor
and glorify me.
" The man thought about it for a long time.
Finally he said, “Lord, I
wish
that I
could understand women. I want to know how
they feel inside, what they
are
thinking when they give me the silent
treatment, why they cry, what
they
mean when they say ‘nothing’, and how I can
make a woman truly happy”.
The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four
on that bridge?”
if u find it nice then please contribute 1 from your side as well, and let us share the laughter
HEY MR. FIDO HERE IS ONE FOR YOU
A true story from the Japanese Embassy in US:
Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation
training before he visits Washington and meets with President
Bill Clinton. The instructor told Mori " Prime Minister, when you
shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'how are you'. Then
Mr Clinton should say" I am fine, and you ?" Now you should
say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do all the work
for you."
It looks quite simple, but the truth is ....
When Mori met Clinton, he mistakenly said "Who Are You ?". Mr
Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with
humor : "Well, I am Hilary's husband, ha ha..."Then Mori replied
confidently "Me too, ha ha ha.."
Then there was a long silent moment in the meeting room.
Fido,
Please check August 1, 2000 date and u can see I posted this joke. A very nice joke. It must be a mere coincidence that u didnt checked. No offence.
