Re: Is it a disease to be Pakistani?
well it started when i was at hard rock cafe in london, on the way out this mesy american college kid was complainign that the wait was too long
I walk by and said, fookin yanks, whining everywhere, now he will cry that there is no mcdonalds on the corner. he whined and on te count of 3 we flipped him off.
then we got on the bus and as we drove by him again, i yelled, Oi Pooftah…your bum is hanging outta your shorts..he reacted by grabbing his shorts, people started laughing at him. it was quite funny.
another time this guy was whining about the line and how long it was
and the hard rock cafe in his city was much bigger.
I stopped and just said..mate, this is where it all started, yeah its not gaudy and oversized like the one in your inconsequential little city, and guess what, we dont have big booths here to fit your oversized american arses in them, so be ready to have your buttocks to hang on both sides of a regular chair.
people were rolling over in laughter, I was with 3 other guys so this guy did not know what to do..
he whined.. hey fark you, you know nothing about america,
I changed over to an american accent and said. well I know enough that people on the east coast and westcoast look at you hillbillies and laugh all day long.
it was funny to see him squirm..what was he going to do, diss London even more while there were a bunch of yobs in the line right in front who were looking at him all pissed off.
we just laughed.
that whole summer, I was a hoodlum and a punk … bad bad bad fraudia