Re: Is chocolate really better than men?
Obviously. Snickers tastes much better than your wife rhyming cinderella tales in your ear. 
On a side yet serious note, It might taste better as long as crunchy peanut butter gets to eclipse a man’s woman. Like for example my potential wife is free to take away all her pink jewels from the kitchen while taking a break to the nearest maikaa (sp?) provided she doesn’t touch my pb jars, blender, milk, eggs or the most precious optimum nutrition bags.