Is chocolate really better than men?

Mad_Hatter · March 5, 2012, 11:23am

Please discuss.

Also keep in mind that a jar of Nutella is usually much easier to manipulate than a man.

kakee · March 5, 2012, 11:43am

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yes
food trumps men

ninja_hattori · March 5, 2012, 11:45am

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Japanese kakee ko Indian Ninja ka

CM · March 5, 2012, 11:54am

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Yes. You should all marry your chocolate bars.

Mad_Hatter · March 5, 2012, 11:58am

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But the molvi will never allow it.

There MUST be a reason why chocolate body paint exists :D

ninja_hattori · March 5, 2012, 11:59am

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you can have civil marriage............:D

Gaia · March 5, 2012, 12:11pm

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I thought women only say this when they don’t like their boytoys very much.

rolla_coaster · March 5, 2012, 12:26pm

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i think all the cool stuff is targeted at little kids.I am jealous atm so i cant reply right now:(

kakee · March 5, 2012, 1:48pm

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ninjas don’t exist

Decent_6Chora · March 5, 2012, 1:50pm

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chocolate + woman = chocolate melts
man + woman = woman melts

Nisha25 · March 5, 2012, 2:38pm

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even better is smooth milk chocolate smothered all over the man and then you can have both…yummy!ooohh your gandi gandi soch :nono:

redvelvet · March 5, 2012, 3:00pm

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^Not if he's hairy. Hair and chocolate....yuck!

redvelvet · March 5, 2012, 3:04pm

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or

man + woman = chocolate melts.

The_Jinx · March 5, 2012, 3:55pm

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I have a response to add to this discussion.

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Thanks,
Kind Regards,
The Jinx.

Ma_Cherie · March 5, 2012, 4:01pm

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Nisha25 · March 5, 2012, 4:12pm

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point noted and good move

STA · March 5, 2012, 4:20pm

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I would conduct your nikkah ceremony. :Dproblem solved. :@:

canadiandesigirl · March 5, 2012, 4:24pm

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Maddy, I give you permission to marry the jar of Nutella.

goddamniamsoawesome · March 5, 2012, 4:55pm

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Unrelated to the topic at hand but I'm eating Bateel chocolate right now.

Mad_Hatter · March 5, 2012, 7:04pm

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reads between the lines of what Gidsy said

OMG!!