IRC Jokes

I found these on some blog, the blog author found em on some other site, but anyways… some r hilarious.

:bravo:


can you help me install GTA3?
first, shut down all programs you aren’t using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)


< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.


someone speak python here?
HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
SSSSS
the programming language


Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
rapc?

Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
oic
Though you could also say it’s missing an e
wtf is erap?

  • Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall

Thank you for listening to me.
You know your a really good listener.
Sweety please say something.
Ok I’m back.


what the f*** is wtf


*** Topic in #doghouse is ‘Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud’

  • Anubis has joined #doghouse
    what fraud?
    You haven’t heard about it?
    no?
    You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
    omg wtf!
    *** Kadmium changes topic to ‘Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud’

Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s’mores and all… and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor’s house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh $hit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire…
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing…

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Good one.

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:d

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lol

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Originally Posted by JonyBr


what the f*** is wtf


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hahahah

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i don't get the first one...

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nice jokes..........

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Explaining a joke is like disecting a frog. In the process it dies.

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Lolz

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:rotfl:

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:hehe: