Iran's WMD Development Program Unmasked!

Iran Nuciler Program Unmasked
Wed April 26th, Phoebe Andrews, Associated Press Writer

On April 20th, President Bush woke up from a terrible dream at 3:00 am in the morning. At 6:00 am the same day he revealed to the Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice that earlier that night God had told him WMD’s were hidden in Asfahan, Iran. Condoleezza Rice, being a God fearing woman launched a secret inquiry into Iran’s WMD development program. A team of highly trained commandos and seasoned bird watchers was assembled and sent to Iran. Armed with a highly sophisticated Canon IS S2 the team was able to take crisp clean pictures of Iran’s WMD development program in action. It would be worth mentioning that Canon IS S2 comes with Image stabilization function and a high 12X optical zoom. With this 5 mega pixel camera the bird watchers were able to pin point the WMD’s.

Addressing the Congress President Bush said “earlier equipment used in Iraq was a 3.2 mega pixel camera with 3X optical zoom and lacked image stabilization function due to which the team of bird watchers was mistaken. But we have updated the equipment so let there be no doubt in your minds, this time we have nailed it".


Above is a picture taken by Canon IS S2 from World Atlas 2004 Edition. The red cross indicates Iran’s WMD program.

Below is a picture taken at full zoom using Canon IS S2 12X optical zoom equipped with state-of-art technology. It shows a WMD strategically deployed and ready for use. The ping pong ball travels at an astounding speed of 1km/2hrs and can unleash unprecedented destruction.

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^ Yes this is the same highly respected team which unearthed the Iraqi WMD's just before the invasion. Remember how the American sec of state showed the exact locations where these WMD's were. It is a real shame that by the time they occupied Iraq the factories has vanished in thin air.

Very professional these American WMD spotting teams.

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BOMB IRAN RITE AWAY!!! :mad:

on 2nd thought, bomb at night. thats wht brave nations do. :halo:

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If Iran has WMD then there will be no bombing but lot of hijra dance… The ba$tards did a hijra dance around little Kim for couple years and now its all peace and quite… After Iran they will move on to someone else…

I wonder when is lill Kim gona become from axis of evil to key alley? :smiley:

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Actually, the WMD teams found no evidence of WMD in Iraq. Their work was still being progressed when USA decided to Invade Iraq.

Please get your facts straight

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My facts are straight, can you please enlighten me as to which pictures Powell was showing to the UN. He was even showing pictures of mobile WMD vehicles. :rotfl: Maybe Bush’s back garden?

There is a world out there apart from America and Israel.

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Your facts are not straight.

Those pictures shown by Powell were indeed from Iraq but they were not showing WMD but potential areas where WMD could exist.

It was a pathetic and sad showing and Powell has acknowledged.

Yes, all the time lump Israel.

Typical MiddleEastern conspiracy theory is nothing without the inclusion of Israel.

It has become some sort of a joke that educated men concot various degrees of conspiracy theory and suspending all forms of logic to blame Israel for everything.

Perhaps the next time they are not able to please a woman, they will blame israel for that too:D

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yes apparently its ok so long as powell acknowledged his mistake, doesnt matter thousands of lives went over it, so long as he admits it, its all good.

Your sense of logic is warped to say the least.

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Acknowledged after what? Destruction of the country, the country is now in chaos, thousands are dead? Don't blame insurgents, they all knew whats gonna happen.

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Yes, all the time lump Israel.

Typical MiddleEastern conspiracy theory is nothing without the inclusion of Israel.

It has become some **sort of a joke that educated men concot various degrees of conspiracy theory **and suspending all forms of logic to blame Israel for everything.
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Even pathetic is that "some" educated people up in the power destroy a country on false news and some educated in "masses" believe in their lies after lies.

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Look I was completely and totally against the War. But even I beleived that Saadam had a few WMD lying around somewhere. Nowhere near the amount to threaten the USA or any other country. USA could have made a case against Libya if they wanted to invade it.

USA always wanted to invade Iraq, ever since Bush came to power.

As for the current turmoil in Iraq.

I can understand why the Insurgents are fighting but its uselss.

They are only destroying their own country and killing their own country men.

The Shia and Kurds are staying quiet for now. The Kurdish areas, there is an economic boom while Shias by staying out of the fight have build up huge militias of the Mehdi Army and strengthening their positions.

If USA withdraws, the Sunnis have the most to loose.

They better get their act together.

Let me tell you something.

There isnt one country in this world which benefits to see America withdrawing from Iraq and Iraq being in Chaos. Not 1, well maybe North Korea

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Very likely no country will, why can't US handover Iraq to UN and admit its mistake of invasion?

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Well since UN has no Army and the insurgents dont respect the UN to begin with when they bombed its HQ in Iraq early on in the Insurgency.

Handing Iraq to the UN is like giving 10 million dollars to a toddler and announcing it to everyone that the child is carrying money and then telling the child to deliver it to a bank.

What are the chances that the toddler will get robbed?

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Powell was insisting that Iraq had WMD. Yes indeed it was pathetic and sad showing but in addition it was a deliberate lie.

I only brought Israel into it because according to you these two countries can't do anything wrong. Kill thousands of innocent people in Iraq and than walk away saying it was a pathetic and sad show. How wonderful. Who says they are not lying or being pathetic again on Iran.

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try again.

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Excuse me? Every direct, or indirect death in Iraq since the war started is all on the blood of American hands, whether it be the Government, or the people that supported the government, and those who continue to support the government. Who are the ones who should really get their act together?

The Iraq invasion was nothing more than terrorism to the highest degree. An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth. Every coalition death in Iraq, is a sweet one.

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Kill thousands of innocent people...

Maybe you have mistaken the Insurgents with American troops who hi-jacked an oil tanker and then drove into a street full of children and then blew it up

Wow, some role models for the Islamic World

Your hatred for Jews and Israel is blinding you to the facts on the ground

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No Sir its not.

Iraqi Insurgents are the one causing carnage and death and destruction in Iraq and the blood of the Iraqi people are on the hands of the insurgents and not on the American troops.

the Shia and Kurd areas are all peaceful and quiet and yet its in the sunni areas where the insurgents mixed in with sunni radicals have brought destruction upon their people.

Your logic has failed to convince me otherwise

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Show me a post of mine where I have shown hatred for Jews. I am opposed to many of the policies of Israel. I don't hate anyone based on their religion, so don't make wild assumptions.

As for thousands of innocent people killed, well go read up on the war. The ones whom Rumsfeld describes as collateral damage.

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I have read up on the war. I have read a lot of books on the war from Seymour Hersh, Richard Clarke to currently reading Anthony Zinni.

As for the thousands of innocent people killed.

They have been killed by the insurgents in their brutal campaign to terrorize the people and target American troops while not caring about the damage they do to Iraq and Iraqi civilians.

I dont care if these Insurgents are muslims. I dont care if these insurgents are Arabs. I am not going to defend these people who are responsible for the most henious crimes in Iraq.

From the massive sucide bombings that kill hundreds every day to the beheading of innocent hostages to the killing of children, to the mass execution of Shia to the bombing of the Shia mosque, to the blowing up of the UN HQ, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc.........

Get a reality check. USA is not responsible for the current deaths in Iraq, Iraqi Insurgents are.

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Sure all those thousands of innocent people killed during the highly entertaining American TV show called "shock and Awe" was at the hands of insurgents flying those American planes. I wonder who needs a reality check here.