Iran arrests 14 squirrels for spying

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http://worldblog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/07/20/280529.aspx

Iran’s Spying Squirrels

You can tell that Iran is feeling a little beleaguered these days when there are reports that Tehran may be under attack from rodents!

That is what the official Islamic Republic News Agency reported this week, that police had, ahem, “arrested” 14 squirrels on charges of espionage.

The rodents were found near the Iranian border, allegedly equipped with eavesdropping devices, according to IRNA.

When asked to confirm the story, Esmaeel Ahmadi Moghadam, the national police chief, said, “I have heard about it, but I do not have precise information.” He declined to give any more details.

IRNA said that the squirrels were discovered by intelligence services – but were captured by police officers several weeks ago.

‘Are you serious?’
The reaction to the report on Tehran’s streets was varied – from disbelief to assigning guilt for the alleged infraction.

“No, I had not heard about this, but it does not surprise me, foreign countries are always meddling in Iran,” said Hassan Mohmmadi, a fast-food vendor.

Mohammadi asked me if I knew where the squirrels were from, and I told him that I didn’t know. Then he came to his own conclusions. “I bet they were British squirrels, they are the most cunning,” he replied.

Meantime, an independent journalist, Sepher Sopli, was not surprised by the idea that another country would spy on Iran, so much as he was dumbfounded by their methods.

“I read this story in the papers and though it was very bizarre; what struck me as odd was that in this age of modern technology, people were relying on squirrels to do their spying,” Sopli said.

But, the report was still strange enough to surprise. “That’s very funny, but you’re not serious are you?” said Soraya Jafari, a student in Tehran.

Maybe not a first
Espionage not entirely foreign to animals. If true, this would not be the first time animals have been used for military endeavors.

During World War II, Allied forces used pigeons to fly vital intelligence out of occupied France.

More recently, U.S. Marines stationed in Kuwait trained chickens for a low-tech chemical detection system. It’s also well documented that dolphins have been used to seek out underwater mines.

Re: Iran arrests 14 squirrels for spying

You should dig a little deeper and figure out who first broke the news: Y Net News. 127 Yigal Allon Street, Tel Aviv 67433 Israel.

Enough said.

Re: Iran arrests 14 squirrels for spying

The difference between me and you is that I listen to all opinion.

I don’t shut my self out if the News is from Israel or Timbuktu

Which is why you have such a one sided opinion on everything

Re: Iran arrests 14 squirrels for spying

The difference between me and you, is that you dont know what you're talking about. I do.

The reference to Y Net News was given so you could read the type of journalism they produce. They're a tabloid. A yellow paper. Do you know what that means? It has nothing to do with Israel. It has everything to do with inaccurate reporting.

I can tell you dont care where your news comes from. Very good. I can also tell you dont care if what you post is not news at all. That was expected though - ignorance is your specialty.

Re: Iran arrests 14 squirrels for spying

no need to bicker guys.

Re: Iran arrests 14 squirrels for spying

how they gonna interrogate them?? :confused: . will they be treated properly?

Re: Iran arrests 14 squirrels for spying

This is the most hilarious thing I've heard in a long time! BUT

I've heard it in a couple of other places too. Could it actually be true?

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well USA has programs in which they train animals, so its not that farfetched

Re: Iran arrests 14 squirrels for spying

When Monkey bahadur can issue “directives” to exclude “enemy combatants” from geneva convention then I guess the squirrels with get it “up theirs” since their is no convention protecting them.. :smiley: