tariqtharkikhan kee saawanah-e-Hayaat
Dharti par Bojh
Writter: Anwaar Qurseshi
92 years ago, on Jan 1st 1915, it was a gloomy manhoos morning, when a behooda person was born in BhaiNs Colony of Karachi behind Bengali PaaRaa on the side of Machhar Basti.
As soon as he was born, he grabbed the hand of the nurse and winked at her… Parents saw the lachhan of their sapoot and rightaway named him tariqlkhan.
tariqlkhan was fond of codein cough syrup from childhood and used to drink it like water… because of that reason, he always found every girl to be Hoor pari… His first love’s dream was shattered by Mohalla’s Bhangi AKA Janitor.
Tariq with the nick Tariq Khan, joined Gupshup in ancient times when Gupshup had Ullus talking all around, such as Fraudia, 5Abi with his other nick, Muzna aunty etc. He was made the moderator of the religion forum rightaway due to the fact that many Gadhays used to lurk around there (they still do though!) which he moderated for a year and then became a fugitive just before the arrival of Admin Baji - AKA Sabah. You can see how clever he is, although due to his flirty nature, it could not have been that bad for all we know how flirt became so “in” during the end of that era to become a mod…
Anyway, so, tariqlkhan surprisingly got married and had atleast 3 kids (or so he told us) in last 9-10 years… But then, as expected he eventually got bored and one day came back to the site and joined back as tariqlkhan… Just to show off, he opened a thread in General mentioning who he was and as he had planned Muzna landed in the thread and all we know later, that there is a BTB Movement (Bring Tariq Back Tehreek) in the Admin forum…
Although, he does not show any interest of becoming a mod, but recent events have shown that Actions DO speak louder than words…
He first started to flirt with Fraudia, but soon realized that unlike him Fraudia did not have a last name as Khan… He changed his move and jumped in cafe where he found phatima1… Now, as a rule of thumb, he thought of her as a normal moderator, but for his own surprise, he paid for his mistake when his literally two words earned him 100 points… then, he realized he was in “BachoN kee duniya” …
He immdediately, changed his avater to Superman icon… just to impress some mature mods… like Femme Fatale… Currently, he is trying to get attention of the fellow gappans as back up as well for example, adrestiesa (whatever that nick is) and Jinn33… but his main target is Femme Fatale and his ultimate hope is to change her to Femme Patale… He becomes so happy everyday to find out 40 plus Prem pattar of Femme in his inbox… and he continues to post threads in her forum just to impress her…
Just to make sure that his arrows are right on target, he has put his picture in his profile too, which Fraudia rightaway recognized as the child pic on “Magie powder milk” and “Munna Biscuit” - those who have lived in pakistan would know…
Baqol Femme: Soorat shareefaanaa, seerat behoodaanaa
He sends PM to people telling them not to put hands on few girls - the heights of insecurity by a married person…
But the fact of the matter is that this Superman is nothing but in reality a Sweeperman … He is always lurking around in General like the poet said:
TeraY koochaY maiN mujhaY iss bahaanaY din saY raat karnaa
kabhi iss saY baat karnaa, kabhi uss saY baat karnaa
But often, he is seen humming the following Qita’ of Anwer Masood after walking down General:
Guzraa hooN iss gali saY aaj tau phir yaad aa gayaa
Uss kaa woh iltefaat ajab iltefaat thaa
Rangeen ho gayaa thaa bahut hee mu’aamlaa
PheNkaa jo uss naY phool tau gamlaa bhee saath thaa
By the way, his kartoot are telling that he may become a mod soon 
http://www.paklinks.com/gsmedia/files/14734/superman.gif