introduce your friends

Dhoti_Main_Dhamaka · September 28, 2007, 7:42pm

Re: introduce your friends

^

danday_wala · September 28, 2007, 7:45pm

Re: introduce your friends

^^ oye naak ko puncture mat kar laina dhoti.

Iska puncture bohat mehnga lagta hay.

Adrasteia · September 28, 2007, 7:48pm

Re: introduce your friends

kaun puncture ho giya

danday_wala · September 28, 2007, 7:51pm

Re: introduce your friends

^^ wo dhoti meri khoobi ka zikar kar raha tha, kay mujey cycle theek kartay kartey itna tajarba ho gya hay, kay maiN banday ko dhek kay hi bata sakta huN kay kitnay puncture haiN...

uski cycle kay.

Adrasteia · September 28, 2007, 7:53pm

Re: introduce your friends

aap cycle kyoon theek kartay ho? Koi dhang ka kaam naheen mila :@:

Dhoti_Main_Dhamaka · September 28, 2007, 7:54pm

Re: introduce your friends

d_w cycle kay punctroon ke baat koon karr raha thaa?

Dhoti_Main_Dhamaka · September 28, 2007, 7:54pm

Re: introduce your friends

shaam ko daktree bhee kartay hain

danday_wala · September 28, 2007, 7:56pm

Re: introduce your friends

Kiya matlab, cycle theek karna dhang ka kaam nahi?

Dhoti, maiN cycle kay puncture ki baat kar raha tha… to tum nay kehna shroo kar dya kay meri dhoti ko puncture lagao…

phir baat kahaN say kahaN jaa pohnchi,

K337 · September 28, 2007, 8:02pm

Re: introduce your friends

acha hai ziada hai ab tak kae log kidnap karnay ki koshish kar chukay hain

magar mere wazan ki wajah say nakami hui:smokin2:

Adrasteia · September 28, 2007, 8:07pm

Re: introduce your friends

aap kahtay ho to ho ga

danday_wala · September 28, 2007, 8:12pm

Re: introduce your friends

Arey thora sa wazan ho to theek hay, tumhay to jahaz kay bhi do ticket lay kay bhaitna parta hay. Kuch kam karlo pingu…

Janab ham mustaqbil ka sochtay haiN. Abhi kuch saaluN maiN jab oil khatam ho jaye ga to log phir kis pay jaya KareiN gay mashook ko milnay?

Cycle pay!

Aur agar us waqat cycle puncture ho jaye, to theek kis say karwaya kareiN gay?

Muj say!

Phir business hay na futuristic!

Dhoti_Main_Dhamaka · September 28, 2007, 8:13pm

Re: introduce your friends

pata nahen valv khraab hai ya tupe…hawa nikal jate hai thori dair baad:bummer:

danday_wala · September 28, 2007, 8:15pm

Re: introduce your friends

tumhari tupe theek hay.

Makamal checkup kya hay uska.

Masla kuch aur hay.

K337 · September 28, 2007, 8:17pm

Re: introduce your friends

meri itni fiqr karnay ki zaroorat nahi MULTI:o

Dhoti_Main_Dhamaka · September 28, 2007, 8:18pm

Re: introduce your friends

chain tau dheeli nahen hai?

danday_wala · September 28, 2007, 8:24pm

Re: introduce your friends

Chain bhi theek hay, sirf tail shail laganay wala hay isko. RozuN kay baad achi tarha say laga laina.

RozuN maiN cycle chalanay say perhaiz karna chahiye.

Dhoti_Main_Dhamaka · September 28, 2007, 8:27pm

Re: introduce your friends

^ lagta hai abhee tak koi warning nahen milli app ko
yahee challan rahay tau jald hee mil jai gi

danday_wala · September 28, 2007, 9:10pm

Re: introduce your friends

HaiN, maiN to khudh aaj kal cycle pay nahi jaa raha.

Roza lagta hay bhai, ziada chalanay say aur aaj kal baarish bhi bohat hoti hay. RozuN kay baad IA agar mousam acha raha to phir cycle pay jaya karuN ga kaam pay.

Ask99 · September 28, 2007, 9:34pm

Re: introduce your friends

Anwaar Qureshi:

tariqtharkikhan kee saawanah-e-Hayaat

Dharti par Bojh

Writter: Anwaar Qurseshi

92 years ago, on Jan 1st 1915, it was a gloomy manhoos morning, when a behooda person was born in BhaiNs Colony of Karachi behind Bengali PaaRaa on the side of Machhar Basti.

As soon as he was born, he grabbed the hand of the nurse and winked at her… Parents saw the lachhan of their sapoot and rightaway named him tariqlkhan.

tariqlkhan was fond of codein cough syrup from childhood and used to drink it like water… because of that reason, he always found every girl to be Hoor pari… His first love’s dream was shattered by Mohalla’s Bhangi AKA Janitor.

Tariq with the nick Tariq Khan, joined Gupshup in ancient times when Gupshup had Ullus talking all around, such as Fraudia, 5Abi with his other nick, Muzna aunty etc. He was made the moderator of the religion forum rightaway due to the fact that many Gadhays used to lurk around there (they still do though!) which he moderated for a year and then became a fugitive just before the arrival of Admin Baji - AKA Sabah. You can see how clever he is, although due to his flirty nature, it could not have been that bad for all we know how flirt became so “in” during the end of that era to become a mod…

Anyway, so, tariqlkhan surprisingly got married and had atleast 3 kids (or so he told us) in last 9-10 years… But then, as expected he eventually got bored and one day came back to the site and joined back as tariqlkhan… Just to show off, he opened a thread in General mentioning who he was and as he had planned Muzna landed in the thread and all we know later, that there is a BTB Movement (Bring Tariq Back Tehreek) in the Admin forum…

Although, he does not show any interest of becoming a mod, but recent events have shown that Actions DO speak louder than words…

He first started to flirt with Fraudia, but soon realized that unlike him Fraudia did not have a last name as Khan… He changed his move and jumped in cafe where he found phatima1… Now, as a rule of thumb, he thought of her as a normal moderator, but for his own surprise, he paid for his mistake when his literally two words earned him 100 points… then, he realized he was in “BachoN kee duniya” …

He immdediately, changed his avater to Superman icon… just to impress some mature mods… like Femme Fatale… Currently, he is trying to get attention of the fellow gappans as back up as well for example, adrestiesa (whatever that nick is) and Jinn33… but his main target is Femme Fatale and his ultimate hope is to change her to Femme Patale… He becomes so happy everyday to find out 40 plus Prem pattar of Femme in his inbox… and he continues to post threads in her forum just to impress her…

Just to make sure that his arrows are right on target, he has put his picture in his profile too, which Fraudia rightaway recognized as the child pic on “Magie powder milk” and “Munna Biscuit” - those who have lived in pakistan would know…

Baqol Femme: Soorat shareefaanaa, seerat behoodaanaa

He sends PM to people telling them not to put hands on few girls - the heights of insecurity by a married person…

But the fact of the matter is that this Superman is nothing but in reality a Sweeperman … He is always lurking around in General like the poet said:

TeraY koochaY maiN mujhaY iss bahaanaY din saY raat karnaa
kabhi iss saY baat karnaa, kabhi uss saY baat karnaa

But often, he is seen humming the following Qita’ of Anwer Masood after walking down General:

Guzraa hooN iss gali saY aaj tau phir yaad aa gayaa
Uss kaa woh iltefaat ajab iltefaat thaa
Rangeen ho gayaa thaa bahut hee mu’aamlaa
PheNkaa jo uss naY phool tau gamlaa bhee saath thaa

By the way, his kartoot are telling that he may become a mod soon

http://www.paklinks.com/gsmedia/files/14734/superman.gif

:omg:…esp The SWEEEEEPPPPEEER MAN!!!..:omg:…Good job AQ:k:

5Abi · September 28, 2007, 9:40pm

Re: introduce your friends

im supposed to do fraudia's intro soon :D