While this isnt really a joke..its still something that totally cracked me up. Below is a transcript of what someone i was talking to said about Israel / Palastine. The level if stupidiy displayed here is awesomely funny and sad at the same time. Funny how he got his history down exactly opposite of what it is..and sad that such people exist in todays world.
Joonix: Palestine has occupied Israel for what, now almost 50 years. Israel is just taking back what’s rightfully theirs.
Joonix: I don’t remember the full scoop, but yes - Israel was forced by that authority that was UNs predecessor - to give away a big part of their land to the so called Palestine, which increased their size by some 500% or so…that’s what I call occupation
Joonix: That’s the truth, seen from the eyes of the beholder, not from someone that was in there and got raised hating Israel
Joonix: That’s basic historic knowledge
The after-WW2 war organisation that was to keep the world at peace (thus the predecessor of UN) cut Israels land away and gave to Palestine
Joonix: And Palestine has done nothing good in this world but keep on terrorizing Israel
Joonix: Yes I do. I checked it in several books just a few weeks ago
Joonix: Palestine got a piece of Israel, so Israel could claim this with right. They don’t. If you give me a single proof, you wll convince me.
Joonix: Believing in religion is a substitute for believing in yourself, thus a gross sign of psyhological weakness. Got to go for now, back tomorrow