I know some 2.0 ! Wahan bhuddai Arsalan Khan khakwani baithai huai thai boss banai! Hi Sid! 
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Jaanu jiya ki palki mai baith ja!
Raat din hum roaiy aap ko sun sun kai!
Tu bhi tha mera banda! Meh lai jaaoon ga tujhay bahir vanda!
Meri baichari lottery nai kaha hai tu aaja aaja! Yani daadi Ammah nai!
Yeh dil ruswa hua kahani mai!
Thik hai jaan lai lo kaghaz dai do!
Yeh baans humarai paas aya bola lulu nahin hai!
Dil ka darya, pani ka darya, kaisai hum bhoj paar karain!
Kiya karo gai tail bhi nahin nikla is aasman ki ravish ka pagalpan!
Maar khai gi agar kaha aap bholi hain!
Kabhi na kehna Nida thi mera muu ya fuzul side ki shakal ya breasts esp.! Woh thi dasti ka bomb!
Date plz this Leo. Meh nai uski tasvir nahin khainchi thi. Woh urrh gaya baar baar! Yeh hai mera muu! 
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Urrhna!
Yeh Noman bhai to bachaypanai ka sab kuch pakar gaya hai! Aoa Matsui!
Yeh jo burrhya daadi Ammah hai na is nai marnai sai pehlai doodhu Lahore ki taraf uchhalai hain taakai humara lahori ghar Islamabad ki taraf machhlai!
Naari naari, naari naari, naari naari, tu bhi aaja! Isko pink mairai saath yehi KHI ki daadi Ammah kar rahi thi!
Hum to nahin aai Imran Khan prime minister ya us kai bauhat barai supporter Afzaal chacha Sheeda Pistol pai!