Santa and Banta r two friends and Santa singh has very good job.. Banta singh is jobless and one day asks Santa for some good Job.
Santa singh says , OK next time we will apply together and they do.
On interview day, santa singh says , first i will go inside and answer all questions except last one, and after coming out, i would give u the all answers and questions. So u go and then answer there. U will get the Job..
So, Santa goes in.
EMPLOYER : When we got independence?
SANTA : Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947..
EMPLOYER : Good. Who is our PM?
SANTA : It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee..
EMPLOYER : OK. What’s India’s population?
SANTA(He was not to reply last one so he says) Good Question, Research is going on, and when i know, i will tell u Sir…
(now he comes out and tell questions and answers to Banta Singh. Banta singh was real SARDAR and he remembers all answers and forgot questions.He goes in Now..)
EMPLOYER : When were u born?
BANTA : Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947..
EMPLOYER : What??? Who is your father?
BANTA : It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee..
EMPLOYER : (Employer is upset now.) Are u mad Mr.Banta?
BANTA : Good Question, Research is going on, and when i know, i will tell u Sir..
ha ha ha