I am in need of a hard working gal/gal friday to take care of my gupshup office administration.
Roles and responsibilities:
Ensure that the matsui and pinstripe danda PM boxes are always operational. Deleting hate mail, answering hate mail with pre-canned responses, sending monthly “hey how are you” to a select A-list of guppies. **Very imp: **Sending Roman a weekly “fk U” mail
Morning Call reports: I need to get a summary of hot topics that in my line of thinking, namely religion, business, general and WA from the night before,replete with key provocative messages that need a fitting response (feel free to suggest replies-but be careful that if they are not inline with my style, you will be fired on the spot.
Schedule my GS guppie visit calendar. I have at times been double booked. I need someone who has a good grasp of my tastes in venues and elixirs and kabooters and can schedule my GS meets at places that will retain the PD brand. NEVER EVER Double book!!!
Profile: The gal/gal friday should be smartly dressed. have a sense of humor, a clear attitude that screams unapproachability and a keen willingness ot learn. My last two admins, went on to be guppies of the year. You need to speak clearly with as minimal a desi accent as possible and make sure that you are devoid of the following affectations.
Excessive sideways head movement. You are not brewing chai patti in tamilnadu, you are working for PD. Keep your head straight or I will knock it off your shoulders
Intentional bad spelling: Don’t friggin bring your lahori ass to spell like you prounounce words like “He is a LOOSER” I will loosen your head like mentioned above
This is a great opporutnity for anelite young person. Please include your picture (although it might be haram) with a CV in a reply to this thread and I will respond by organizing an American IDOL type competition that will test your fortitude, your intelligence and your ability to mack.
GP, Headed to BPC for a couple of drinks...with the Mrs. wanna join?
Catty, I expected better, frankly much more wittier responses from you. Perhaps tomorrowmorning we can reconvene. Why don't we sleep over it and come backrefreshed tomorrow.
Are you done with wiping all those bathroom walls to play around with neighbour kids here? Have you forgotten your last week’s “kuTT” for being careless with where to keep all your “cleaning tools”. Go NOW, finish your work then go sit in your apartment. Come only when we call you!!
Exactly my point. Look, maybe they continue the dream cz they do notice all the paki girls here going all nuts over bollywood girls/boys. They notice that how much these paki girls are/want to be in love with them indis so they think every paki girl is that easy.
