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  1. Many of you, but none of you guys are in Sydney I think :(
  2. ...violence against women is a crime in Aus I'm pretty sure.
  3. Depends on what he's wearing

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AUSTRALIA SAYS NO TO VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN ;D

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Uhh. Request. Could you switch the fourth individual onto something a little more exciting? Umm, like the ones you're going to be leaving the dinner table for as soon as the clock reads five minutes past a certain hour? The four dupattans of your choice who'd walk me through on how to "Make a dupattan go crazy for you in 30 minutes"? Remember? :D

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  • I don't know. Ask Muzna. :D

  • Slap? Come on brah, what man slaps?

  • Jub milaayga tou dekhaingey.

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    Nope...not switching......sorry.
    The only guys that I would leave this table for would be..... azkar, X2 and the rest of the male members of the Admin team.
    The four dupattans that could teach these skills are the following: Niksik, Sehrysh, khattichic and Chicken Biryani. You may now take your requests to them....

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    Aap rehney deejeyey. :grumpy:

    Just a heads up though, most of em are all married.

    To answer the question that follows. I’d take sehrysh, the rest of the crew could consist of Mad hatter, Gaia and Afshi. Thankyou very much.

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    ^^^ bolti kyoon band hogayi??? :cb:

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    Me ?!? Why, do you need an aapa there to act as a chaperone? Remember, hands on the table at ALL times!

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    Lo jee…aap nay request ki thee…I merely obliged…kamak hai!

    I was completely aware that most of them are married. You wanted advice…I gave you my shortlist of preferred references. These are very qualified individuals who are SMEs.

    Your dollar, your choice on how you spend it!

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    You're an appa. Afshi is too. Meanie bun naa zaruri nahi hai! Jaisaa baraay kehtey hain, waisaa karo. Shukriya. :p

    Of course. I'll even sign any documents that states "Exodus won't hit on any of the ladies present" Moreover, I'm entirely sure Muzna's eyes would do enough to keep me grounded anyway. Hence there's nothing to fret over, clearly. :D

    I'll make sure me and Gaia make out

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    :omg:

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    Take pics for all of us!

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    :khumar:

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    they can’t both be aapa…one has to be an apaji…

    Party pooper

    I’ll wear dark glasses for your convenience. See how accommodating I am?

    Astagfirullah!

    :chai:

    Aren’t you supposed to be there too?

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    CM zara sharmeela type hai na IRL keekeekee

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    The noblest of missions…

    Agreed!:khumar:

    :rotfl: And there goes the rep

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    I hate you two edit: lovely people so much!
    Plus if Muzna is anywhere near me I know I am getting whacked on the back of the head a few times. :D

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    I knew I was doing the right thing by calling Gaia out on that one. But I cant see (after refreshing the page twice) being given credit for making it a possibility anywhere. :frowning:

    I’m so not calling Sehrysh an appa jee. They’re all much like the ultimate dictionary/definition of perfection. (If that made any sense) :smiley:

    Besides, I’m not sure if you’re aware how ridiculous it could be to call a 20/35+ year old an appa jee?
    Absolute life/mind wreckage! :bummer:

    I promise. They might think I would, but I won’t. :smiley:

    However, the entertainment bits of the whole event I reckon should not be affected. We’ll have Sehrysh finally getting the chance to sing some “Kumbaya” for us (CM could dance) and then a few peeps above might surprise us with some pretty mind boggling/jaw dropping performances as well. Maybe you could play some roger waters strings or rhyme ghetto gospel for us in the end? Clearly I’m not innovative enough. :smiley:

    I wouldn’t mind much if Barbiecue and CDG were exchanged or included for a little less dramatic and traumatizing end though. :smiley:

    Why deprive us to see them entrancing eyes, especially now that you’re aware I won’t be hitting on anyone? :flowers:

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    I would like to meet Azkhar chacha and ask him to bring some of the old stuff back on gupland.... *sigh... changes changes and changes.... (who the heck moved my cheese keep it where it is...sniff sniff)