**Daughter: Dad I am in Love with a boy who is far away from me.. I am in Spain and He lives in UK… We met on a dating website, became friends on FB, had long chats on Whatsapp, proposed each other on Skype & now 2 months of relationship through Viber… I need you blessings & good wishes Oh Daddy…
Dad: Now get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids from EBay, send them through Gmail & if you are fed up with your husband, Just sell him on OLX…**
