**A MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see
The MBA replies, “I see millions of stars.”
The Engineer asks “What does that tell you?”
The MBA ponders for a minute:
“Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?”
The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, and then speaks.
“Practically…Someone has stolen our tent”. **
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Risk Management. :biggthumb
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Lol...I've heard this joke...exact same wording as here, except...instead of MBA and Engineer, there was Watson and Sherlocke Holmes...wierd...
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Another version of the famous Nawaz Sharif and Shiekh Rasheed joke 
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LOL