i just got this in an email… 
An insect falls into a mug of beer.
English Man: Throws his mug of beer on the floor and walks out.
American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks the beer.
Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws the beer.
Pakistani Man: Sells the insect to the Chinese and the beer to the Englishman
and buys himself a new mug of beer.
Indian Man: Accuses the Pakistanis of throwing the insect into his mug,
relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the USA for military aid and takes a
loan to buy another mug of beer.
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from melbourne