Yaar tumhari roni surat dekh kar maine ek Joke banaya hai… listen
Med to his abbu: Abbu Abbu mujhe kashmir jaana hai mujhe kashmir jaana hai mera Visa lagwa do.
Abbu to his son Med: Chal hat saawan ki ghatta, mera 60 saal se Visa laga nahi to tera kaise lag jaayega 