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Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide -
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the
World seems to be fading away, come along with me i’ll take u an eye
specialist !! -
If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage -
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the
horse ?
Ans: He is given his last chance to run away. -
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds…
Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool… -
I wrote ur name on the sands…
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air…
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart…
i got a HEART ATTACK -
LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire… continues with smoke…and ends in
ashes… But dont worry - we are chain smokers -
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best -
True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy so when
u need true love spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow -
Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ? -
I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I’LL NEVER DRINK water…!!! -
when i call u;
1 ring means i’m thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means …pick d phone idiot -
Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to
exclamatory sentence …
Student : WOW ! -
The human brain is most outstanding thing…
it functions 24hrs 365 days…
it functions right from the time u r Born…until you fall in love -
SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts…
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality SO…
Brush ur Teeth FROM today onwards -
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!.. -
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir…
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When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the
World seems to be fading away, come along with me i'll take u an eye
specialist !!
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I reconized ma self in this..
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lolz
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they're all funny..lol
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good thanks for sharing :k:
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