One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so. The first man prayed saying, “Please give me the strength to cross this river.” Poof! He suddenly had big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, after almost drowning a couple of times.
Seeing this, the second man prayed saying, “Please give me the strength and the tools to cross this river.” Poof! He was given a rowboat and was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times.
The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed saying, “Please give me the strength, the tools, and the intelligence… to cross this river.” And poof! He was turned into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, and then walked across the bridge.
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