Aliyish
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Let us share some insulting lines , either insulting pick up line or insulting jokes .
Just one request , let it be a barnyard but not vulgar .
Okay my picks are
Hey baby, I like that dress, but I’d like it better if it were on a prettier girl…
Our friendship means a lot to me. when U cry, i cry. when U laugh, i laugh.
U jumped out of the window, i look down…then…i laugh again
Hey, I saw you in TV, how beautiful you are! how smart you are! how nice you are!, but i don’t know whu yyou are coming only on ‘Animal Planet’
Q: What is a difference between a kiss, a car and a monkey?
A: a kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U, dear
Aliyish
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... and landed on your face?
I think I've fallen in puppy love. Oh, I thought you were a dog, nevermind.
sheyn
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When I rule the world , it will be fun to decide who lives. Based on what i've seen from u , not many will..
He'd make a lovely corpse.
I can please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
I'm busy , can i ignore you some other time .
I'm sorry , you seem to have mistaken me for someone who cares.
I'm fat , your ugly. I can diet .
fghd
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Girl: ** using word sh!t after every other word*
*
Her fren:* politely Will u stop usin that word plz?
Girl: Ok. but again goes on n says it
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Her fren: You sh**!t alot!!
**:halo:
**oh yea, then SHE stops 
**
Cheegum
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emma sweetie go to bed already :p Aliyish would agree
fghd
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q meri insulting line pasund nahe ayee? 
Aliyish
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emma sweetie go to bed already :p Aliyish would agree
if ya calling Emma , sweetie :) she could sue you for personal defamation :)
fghd
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Ali: lol yeh tou mainey note hi nahee kya
where is Angel Eyes 
Aliyish
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Kyun us ka achar dalna hai 
fghd
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I can’t eat achaar 
gona ask her to file sue against cheegi for callin me sweetie 
Aliyish
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she is some corporate lawyer u taat punji
sheyn
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Learn from your parents mistakes. Use birth control.
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental.
Look , don't go to a mindreader. Go to a palmist. I know you have a palm.
Moonlight becomes you. Total darkness even more.
So a thought crossed your mind . Must have been a long and lonely journey.
fghd
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yeh kya hota hai
OMGGGGGG!! this one is TOO MUCH 
Aliyish
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can we :jano:
poor necessitous person !
fghd
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poor :) necessitous person !
check
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heck im a med student :D
Aliyish
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Sheyn: If I ever be a photohgrapher, I'll look for you.
Aliyish: If I ever be a plastic surgeon, I'll look for you.
fghd
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^ these r not insulting lines if one think about em 
