Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption – the game that’s always wondered why vampires don’t carry any nasty diseases with all the blood they drink. Last week we asked you to churn out some pirated captions for a photo from the new film Pirate Radio](The Boat That Rocked (2009) - Movie | Moviefone) (in theaters now). Congrats go out to our three winners for broadcasting their unique sense of humor across these fabulous internets.
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“Everyone thought it would be a great idea if he changed his name to Phillip Claus Hoffman. They knew it was time to stop drinking…” – John R.
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“The chances of two of them showing up with the same hairstyle was one thing, but all three? That called for another round.” – Charles P.
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“It took a while to decorate, but it was all worth it when he got them drunk enough to believe it was Christmas.” – Ben M.
See full image and all captions](http://www.cinematical.com/2009/11/06/insert-caption-pirate-radio/)
This week we’re celebrating an upcoming vampire spoof comedy called Transylmania](Transylmania (2009) - Movie | Moviefone)(in theaters December 4th), which follows a group of college kids who decide to do a semester abroad in Romania (who wants to go to school in Romania?), and learn that if strange eclectic food won’t kill them, a hungry group of vampires will. The blood suckers behind our three favorite captions this week will limp away with one *Transylmania *hat, one *Transylmania *button and one *Transylmania *mini poster. Sound off below … and try not to, um, suck.
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Read the official rules for this contest**](http://www.cinematical.com/2007/02/01/insert-caption-rules/)