If an Insect Falls in Your Cup of Coffee, what would you do?
Here is one analysis:
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The Englishman: Throws the cup away and walks out of the cafe.
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The American: Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee.
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The Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the coffee away.
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The Besieged Palestinian: Drinks the coffee and the insect.
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The Israeli:
*Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
*Screams that his security is in peril.
*Accuses the Palestinians of throwing the insect in his coffee.
*Alleges that Hizbullah, the Syrians and the Iranians advocate attacks with weapons of mass insects.
- Relates this vicious attack to Islamic Terrorism, Attacks on Human Rights, Anti- Semites, the Holocaust, the Diaspora, the Discrimination against Noah’s Ark.
*Commands Arafat to immediately stop insects from flying in the air or landing in coffee cups.
- Re-occupies the West Bank and Gaza, razes houses, cuts off water and electricity, humiliates and terrorizes civilians, kills or maims anyone in his way.
*Imposes more military aid on the American.
- Demands a 100-year, billion-dollar, loan from America to buy another cup of coffee.
*Claims life-time free coffee from the cafe as compensation.
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