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Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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A gujju dadima goes to the immigration office for naturalization and the agent calls her in for an interview:
Agent: Hello, M’am how are you?

Dadima: Veree, good hoin thencks.

Agent: I would like to know whether
you are capable to speak and
understand English, so can you
please make a sentence using
the words green, pink and yellow.

Dadima: Oh! thats veree easee, veree easee.
I hear the phone green,
I pink up the phone and say yellow.

Agent: Get to the black of the line. I mean the back of the line.

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that was stupid

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mera khial sa ap ko latifa samaj ma nahi aiya....start your education from kg

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nah, I dont think so...I would venture to stay w/ my previous statement...
maybe you should start joke school cuz obviously you need to be a lil bit more schooled in that;........

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you can stay on your statement throughtout your laf...hahaha I dont care,but you got to go and learn how to understand jokes..no more wasting time on youuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

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No really dilse, that was one of the LAMEST jokes i've read..

Later on
Zman

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Nice joke

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Firstly I think it was an okay joke but if someone doesn't like it then why can't they just leave it at that. After all no one can please everyone at the same time.
It's all a matter of taste and opinion

Anyway Keep Chilling everyone

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well thanks shabana, the Cold waves is on..(?)

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My name is Shabnam NOT Shabana

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ok Shabnam

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Dilse:
that was not a bad joke, don't mind what people say, because it is very hard to please every one as Shabnam said

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The joke is good but has been adultrated. Original joke was about mexicans and reflects on a Mexican's accent when he speaks English.

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Mr.pungay baaz,kiya hal hai yar...one for you..enjoy
An Irishmen walked into a bar and ordered three different drinks in three different
glasses. He walked to a table, set down, and began to drink each drink one at a time. When he was finished he went up to get three more. The Bartender said, "Why do you get three different drinks? It would be a lot easier for me to mix them." The Irishman said, "When my two brothers moved away we all promised
that every day we would drink each others favorite drink." The bartender said,
"That's very cool." So the Irishmen did this for a number of years. But one day he walked in and only ordered two drinks. Everybody looked up and bowed their head. When the Irishmen walked up to the bartender the bartender said, "I am so sorry about your brother." The Irishmen looked at him fuuny and said, "Oh No, everybody's all right it's just that I stopped drinking."

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[This message has been edited by dilse (edited March 16, 1999).]