to enjoy it most …
[Indian Accent …think Apu from the Simpsons]
[pakistani accent think …well you’ve heard enough of them]
Pakistani pulls up to border post with a pedal powered ice cream delivery bike
Indian Border Guard: “What do you think you are doing, this border is closed go away”
Pakistani: “A thousand apologies but I really need to get this Icecream to your president he requested it personally, do you have any idea how hard it is to find sheep ball flavoured Ice cream?, i have two kids and three wives to feed”
Indian Border Guard:“Very well you may come through, but by Vishnu if I find out that you are lying i shall give you a stern talking to, now that will be two chickens for the crossing fee”
Pakistani hands over two frozen chickens
Indian Border Guard:“Thankyou please come again”
Pakistani:“Oh do not concern yourself sahib I do not think that will be necessary” :drevil:
