Dilse was in the army. During the war with India, Dilse used his intelligence to kill many Indian soldiers. He would hide behind the bushes and shout Indian names like - Ajit singh etc. and the soldier named Ajit would get up to say “I am here !” Then Dilse would shoot him down. This went on till Dilse almost wiped out all the soldiers single handedly!
Suddenly the Indian commander realized that Dilse was killing all his soldiers by fooling them.
So he decides to use Dilse’s own method to kill him and starts calling him names like Dilse.
Dilse realizing that the Indian was using his trick, suddenly says “Who called me ?” and the Commander gets up to say “I called you.”
Dilse shoots him also down!
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[This message has been edited by dilse (edited July 16, 1999).]
VERY NICE JOKE BUT IT'S ENJOYABLITY COULD BE FURTHER ENHANCED IF YOU WOULD CONSIDER SOME CHANGES TOWARDS THE END. FOR INSTANCE, WHEH INDIAN COMMANDER CALLED UPON YOUR NAME, YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT "HE IS ABSENT WITHOUT LEAVE" AND FURTHER INQUIRED COMMANDER FOR HIS NAME AND STATION. THE COMMNANDER WOULD SAY "I AM COMMANDER AJEET SINGH". THEN YOU SHOT HIM. HOW IS IT? LET ME KNOW IF YOU ENJOYED THE MODIFIED ENDING.
BOOSTAAN-E-MOHABAT VEY NICE ADDITION..
AB MUKAMAL HOI DILSE KI JUNGI DAASTAAN..
DILSE AAP TO BILKUL HI NIKAMAY HO.. NAAM POOOCH LAYNAY MAIN KYA HARJ THA.. BAYCHARA AJEET SINGH BAY NAAM MARA GAYA.. AFSOOS HOA