Paki Brain
A brain tumour patient with end-stage disease was informed that he needed an immediate brain transplant operation. The surgeon told him, ‘You can have an Indian brain for $10,000 dollars or an American’s for $25,000dollars or I can give you 10 gms. of a Paki’s brain for $100,000 dollars.’
The patient asked,¡¯ Why is the Paki’s brain so much more expensive than the others?’
Well,’ replied the surgeon, ‘we have to go through a lot of Pakistanis to find 10 gms of brain.’
Pakistani’s Guess
A Pakistani was driving in the countryside in USA and spotted a herd of sheep with lambs. He decided a cute little lamb would be a good pet for his son. So he stopped and asked the shepherd, ‘If I can guess how many animals are in your herd, can I have one of the lambs?’
The sheepherder said, ‘Yeah, sure, give it a shot.’
So he said ‘There are 297.’
The shepherd was amazed because that was exactly right so he said, ‘Go ahead and pick your lamb.’ As Pakistani was getting ready to leave he said, ‘If I can guess which country you are from, can I have the animal back?’
Pakistani said, ‘Fair enough.’
The shepherd said, ‘You are from Pakistan !’
The Pakistani had to return the animal.
He asked the shepherd, ‘How did you guess that?’
Shepherd says, 'Because that animal is a dog, not a lamb!
Whats Similar?
What is the similarity between a vacuum cleaner and a Pakistani?
You will have to turn on the vacuum cleaner before it starts sucking.
Accident
A Pakistani and an Indian get into a car accident and it’s a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the Indian sees the Pakistani’s car and asks, “So you’re a Pakistani. I’m an Indian. Just look at our cars. There’s nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days.”
The Pakistani replies, “I agree with you completely this must be a sign from Allah.”
The Indian continues, “And look at this. Here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Johnny Walker Black Label didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then he hands the bottle to the Pakistani.
The Pakistani says : “Even though alcohol is banned by Islam but it looks like Allah wanted us to drink.” He takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the Indian.
The Indian takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back to the Pakistani. The Pakistani asks, “Aren’t you having any?” The Indian replies, “No… I think I’ll wait for the police!”
At Sea
Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who had asked to be buried at sea?
Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.
Smuggling From Pak
Due to the tension in India-Pakistan border, the Customs officials in India were warned of possible smuggling of guns from Pakistan into India . A man came to the border from Pakistan on a bicycle with two bags tied on each sides of the cycle and he was stopped!
“What are you carrying?” asked the officials. He replied, “Just sand!” “OK, open it the bags! Lets see!” He did and it contained nothing but sand!
After 2 days, the bicycle man was again on the border. “What are you carrying now?” asked the officials.
He said, “Just sand!”.
“OK, open it! Lets see!”
Again, nothing but sand! And so it went for several many days!
Soon after the war was over and everything was fine, sometime later one of the officials met the man with the bicycle in a market. “Hey you! We are sure you were smuggling something but always the bags had sand! What was it that you were smuggling?”
“Bicycles!” he replied!
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