After the horriffic and histroic defeat against Pakistan, I was wondering how can India improve its chances of beating Team Pakistan? This is what I came up with:
Opening –
Ashwariya Rai – Will sure keep Kamral Akmal and his partners in the slip busy by showing of that fine A$$
Govinda ------ Can beat the crap out of Pakistani Pace Attack with his deadly cowboy shoes and faggy moves. :k:
Amir Khan- Especially after showing that he is capable to beat the English batsmen in Lagaan. I wonder why he hasn’t been selected?
4.Kachra- For good spin bowling. He can bowl wayyyy better than Kumble and Harbajan.
Shushmita Sen.. Can crush and suffocate Shoaib Ahkter in between her long legs.
Hirtrik Rohsan- Can use his two thumbs hand to appeal for a LBW and get two wickets with one appeal.
I think they need ‘Jadoo’ from movie “Koi Mil Gaya” …
– since jadoo can only perform with dhoop (sunlight), we need to think of a similar figure for the Day/Night games…
ummmm — mil gaya How about Anil Kapoor with his Mr. India watch??
Pakistan won 2 matches and all you guys started bashing about our players. The same team was beaten by Bangladesh in the World Series..... not just that Bengalis had a national holiday for that success.. not just that Bengalis claimed that they have revenged from 1971.. that was our team.... to a fun level, it is ok, they are improving but not a predictable level... that’s how i feel about our team.... But please don’t spoil your fun because of this, I just had to say this for long time.
Bhai,, I was talking about predictability of the team not players in the team….
winning, and winning from India... come on man... even if you just pass from Pakistan once in you life, it is still funnnnnnn.. and i was born and lived 26 sweet years in there..
Please don't start guessing my AGE now
How about Anil Kapoor with his Mr. India watch??