Here kitty, kitty…
http://www.whitehouse.gov/kids/india/
India’s Biography
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Nickname
Willie. India “Willie” Bush has been a beloved member of the Bush family for more than 10 years.
“Dream” Job
Presidential Historian…loves to tell interesting facts about past Presidents and First Ladies.
Address
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, D.C.
Owners
President George W. Bush and First Lady Laura Bush
Namesake
Named for former Texas Ranger baseball player, Ruben Sierra, who was called “El Indio”
Favorites
My pals, Spotty and Barney, love the outdoors, but I prefer to stay inside and visit the White House library. Do you like to read? I hope so. My favorite book is “If You Take a Mouse to the Movies” by Laura Numeroff and Felicia Bond. Mrs. Bush read this book to children at the White House during the holidays.
Sport
Hiding from owners
Food
Tuna-flavored kitty treats
Book if she could read
If You Take a Mouse to the Movies, by Laura Numeroff and Felicia Bond
Place to nap
Under the bed
Thap
May 8, 2005, 12:54am
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And a biography of India's owner:
Nickname
Holy Bush, on the account of Senior Bush's porous Titan.
"Dream" Job
Ice cream vendor, coz I can eat all the ice cream I like.
Address
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, D.C.
Owners
Jesus and the Pentagon.
Namesake
Named after the Gooseberry Bush he was abandoned in by Bush senior.
Favorites
Reading books upside down and misspelling own name.
Sport
Pretending to catch Osama.
Food
Pretzels
Book if He could read
Gravity and explosives and why buildings fall like they do. By Bleedin Obvious.
Place to nap
On the job, on your dollar.
Thap
May 8, 2005, 1:22am
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And a biography of India itself:
Nickname
Another probable, potential....well maybe someday moving 2% toward being at least somewhere toward China.
"Dream" Job
3%.
Address
Somewhere in South Asia, ask at Pakistan.
Owners
One careful lady owner Viccy.
Namesake
Named after the Norwegian rock legend Ind Yi-ah.
Favorites
Creating peaceful nuclear bombs that shower people with petals, radioactive ones. And more dangerous still bad English in call centres.
Sport
Certainly not cricket.
Food
Small chapattis and rip offs of Pakistani dishes
Book if They could read
Why it makes sense becoming part of greater Pakistan.
Place to nap
Standing up to conserve space.
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Pakistan's biography
Nickname
The land of U-turns.
"Dream" Job
To be treated as anything other than a cast off part of India
Address
101 Jihad Central., Mard-e-Momin Street, Mazar-e-Musharraf.
Owners
@1600, Pennsylvania Ave.
Favorites
Giving "moral and diplomatic" support to terrorists, withdraw them when threatened, steal nukes and sell them to everyone with a criminal record.
Sport
Certainly not cricket or gilli-danda. Kite flying, perhaps.
Food
Anything that would sell to Indians, in "Indo-Pak" restaraunts
Book if They could read
The Prince and the Pauper
Place to nap
Camp X-ray, Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
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Hindustan's Biography
Nickname
"Dream" Job
Address
Owners
Namesake
Favorites
Sport
Food
Book if they could read
Place to nap
Thap
May 8, 2005, 1:55am
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Hey hey hey this was all about India and things Indian, whether it be about furry black things or cats!
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You guys have such claws. :)
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Pakistan Biographyhttp://www.paklinks.com/gs/gallery/files/2/7/1/5/3/20050506-010309-5093.jpg Nickname
“Dream” Job
Address
Owners
Namesake
Favorites
Sport
Food
Book if they could read
Place to nap
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^ I am enjoying your jumpy nature now,…what happened buddy,…getting tired now,…
Well India must be discussed to remind you guys,…** Howdy neighbor ** from the Land of Milk and Honey,…btw,…I can call you,…** Hey citizen of the third world country ** how U doin ?
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Some other Headlines,....about India,. ...:)
India wins Cricket match; 120 people die of shock
Population Statistics: 42% - Literate, 58% - Politicians
India wins Gold in India versus Rest Of India Games
Poverty to be eradicated in India using Virtual Reality Software
Freedom Fighters to be lathi-charged to commemorate 50 years of Independence
Ramar Pillai produces Pottasium Permanganate from Rice, Water, a stick and some Pottasium Permanganate
No bombings in Kashmir today
*Suit filed holding Thakeray responsible for Battle of Panipat, 1526 *
Doctorate conferred on Jayalalitha for completing 2 months in Jail
Death penalty upheld for Attempted Suicide victim
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Atlantis:
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Pakistan Biographyhttp://www.paklinks.com/gs/gallery/files/2/7/1/5/3/20050506-010309-5093.jpg Nickname
“Dream” Job
Address
Owners
Namesake
Favorites
Sport
Food
Book if they could read
Place to nap
Nice.
Btw, are you an Indian Muslim? All touchy, over compensating and sensitive to his rather tenuous place in India.
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I love cats and have kept many cats…But that is one ugly looking kitty…Betcha it wasn’t hard for them to choose the name…
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yup - particularly since the dog had already been named
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What’s wrong with white people. First Pakistan, and then India. Why can’t they leave us alone?
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May 9, 2005, 1:02am
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Whether India or Pakistan, both are sons and daughters of you know who. As the British said "Dogs allowed, but Indians are not". That time there was no Pakistan it was all one big family. Slave to the white gura mamu, will never be free, forever to remain slaves in the shadows of the white man. No self pride, no dignity, no honor. Put them both together and you get Maha and Baharat.
Let's not fight, rather make peace with what you guys are.
