no offence to any1 
…An Indian parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show
it off
to his colleagues. As he’s getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding
along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off.
More than a little distraught, the Indian grabs his mobile and calls the
police. Five minutes later, the police arrive.
Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the Indian starts
screaming hysterically: “My Porsche, my beautiful black Porsche is ruined.
No matter how long at the panel beaters it’ll simply never be the same
again!”
After the Indian finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head
in disgust: “I can’t believe how materialistic you bloody Indians are,” he
says.
“You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything
else in your life.”
“How can you say such a thing at a time like this?”, snaps the Indian.The
policeman replies, “Didn’t you realise that your right arm was torn off
when the truck hit you.”
The Indian looks down in absolute horror "F***ING HELL!!! he
screams…
“Where’s my Rolex ???..”
