indians and their kanjoosi

well a florist comes to get a haircut..when he tries to pay the barber,barber refuses and says u work for my city so i wont charge u anything..so florist leaves but the next day when barber comes to his shop he sees a dozen roses outside ..he smiles

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next day a cop comes to get a haircut..when he tries to pay him..he refuses again and says u work for my city i wont charge u..so the next day when the barber opens his shop he sees a dozen donuts outside his shop

an indian software engineer comes to get a haircut and when he tries to pay..florist refuses and say the same thing

next day when he comes to open his shop he finds dozen indians waiting for him

lol.. buhat hee zabardast…

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nice one... actually an 80s joke!

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, I`d say thats typical of all asians!!

Heard it Before -

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Yawn Yawn

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-Haven’t u guys got any ORIGINAL jokes???

lol

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why dont u come up with something origional then

most of the jokes i know r x rated

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sure…

“SHERAZ-CT, CoNFuSED, AND SHERRYBABA.. one time they actually made SENSE, yet MUZNA BAJI didn’t got angry”

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#2, “sheraz-Ct and sadisobi, both were tossed off the cn-tower”.. any idea who touched the ground first and died?

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sheraz-CT.. (sobi stopped in the middle to ask a person in the elevator for directions)
*runs away from this post before sadi sobi can do the same thing hk and sajal has done..

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Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

confused..r u for real man?

han .. kyoon khairyat? officially confused now ?

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Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

so funny sheraaz , thanks for sharing. its true , espcially hindu.i know some families
if they invite somone they will do so after lunch and before dinner..

Well most of the jokes that i know r xxxxxxxxxx rated !!!

Not 4 the pure and innocent eyes/ears/noses of guppies !!!

Aur Confused Baba, tere liye thu mene eik brand new thread start kiya hai

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