A guy traveling through the prairies of the USA stopped at
a small town and went to a bar. He stood at the end of the
bar, ordered a drink, and lit up a cigar.
As he sipped his drink, he stood there quietly blowing
smoke rings.
After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air, an
angry American Indian stomped up to him and said, “One more
remark like that and I’ll smash your face in!”
8.Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch to be sure.