Re: Indian weapon against Pakistan: Urdu/Hindi
Any time a Bharati beauty shakes her booty and says Pia ki aayee mujay yaad (I yearn for my Pakistani lover), another Pakistani lance splits apart the weak fabric of Bharati society. So don't worry about status of Urdu in Pakistan. We'll keep it as a language of shairo Shairee. While our real official language remains English. So Akoona Matata, and no need to worry.