10)There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.
9) There has to be a song with a girl wearing a white dress, singing in the rain and all the rest of the passengers dancing in the background wearing sailors clothes.
8) By the end of the movie he would find his long lost mom, dad, sister and brother.
7) It would be seven and a half hours long.
6) The movie would be called “Doobta Hua Pyar”. (sinking love) 5) Kate Winslet would be played by Madhuri Dixit, and Leonardo di Caprio would be played by Salman Khan.
4) The boat would sink,because there were too many people on it.
3) None of the women would float for long because of the saris.
May I add
5) There would be a rape seen, involving madhuri and her fiance.
4) Madhuri's body guard's name would be Robert.
3) Ship's captain would be played by Qadir Khan, who also happened to be the screen writer of the movie.
2) There has to be a scene, where Salman is drinking neat whiskey out of the bottle, on the deck of the boat, at night, with unbuttoned shirt, singing a pathetic song (and Madhuri, looking at him out of her cabin window, crying all the time).
1) Madhuri's mother name would be Gunga Devi or Jumna Devi.
But salman and madhuri would pull some planks of wood from the floors and save themselves. the villians would all drown except for sunjay Dutt ( Billy Zane's role). he will be drowning and salman will see a bracelet on his arm which will tell him that they are brothers :)both will be safe and then sunjay will do salman and madhuri's shaadi with dhoom dhaam. drop scene, sunjay will look at some chica in the crowd and she will smile at him, he will smile back.. slamna will say "abaaaaay" and movie will end.
Damn I should write desi flicks. Would u gentlemen be interested in writing scripts :)
