Indian team should drown in chullu bhar paani

vineshvk · January 31, 2006, 10:35am

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Some1 u seem to loose hope very soon. Its not good. If life was so straight forwerd and u get all what u want then it would cease to be interesting. :)
Buck up.. friend, its not all lost.

fkhan2 · January 31, 2006, 12:27pm

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Yar bara hee jazbatii insaan hay:cb:
Funny thing is that nobody is agreeing to the title of the thread. He has not been on the forum after posting the thread. Considering his jazbatti level, I am afraid that he will now try to do what he has originally asked from the indian team to do in this thread:D

Waisay that reminds me of something he said earlier when we heard that inzi won’t be playing the match.

Now I guess he has a good reason of scrolling down in chullu bhar pani:D

Mr.Genius · January 31, 2006, 2:54pm

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^

there is nothing better than reading fkhan2’s counter attack on indians…
aah.. this just makes it soo worthwhile to check GS every hour

Decent_6Chora · January 31, 2006, 3:00pm

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every hour? thats like Muddassar Nazar

umair_ahmed_1 · January 31, 2006, 3:28pm

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Yaar you say that everytime India gets mauled by Pakistan, but end up showing your face at the start of next series.

cheetah · January 31, 2006, 3:58pm

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india can still win from here

smooth_guy · January 31, 2006, 4:19pm

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Yes they still can, but Pakistan will take aggressive field after putting up 570+ runs on the board. So odds are with Pak.

Nancy_Drew · January 31, 2006, 4:21pm

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Jind_Mahi · January 31, 2006, 5:09pm

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oh bhai, thand rakh thori si...you gotta be a little patient Some1...We still have 2 more days in this test match and the Indian team still has to bat...don't loose the hope yet...and at last give some credit to the other team, who has certainly played better...

Decent_6Chora · January 31, 2006, 5:30pm

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awww some1 ...its not over yet and even if its over, who care...as someone said in this thread... "support your team, no matter what!"

fair_balance · January 31, 2006, 5:36pm

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My dear young restless and angry brother in Hindustan, Sadar Pranam

Chitthi mili. Sab kushal mangal to hai. Aap gusse me lagte hain. Moment you get this letter , drink some cold water. Put some on your pee-pee too. Dont lose hope in cricket. All pappus in Pakistani team have scored fiftty. Our Lallus can also bat 5 session ( Hoping that Pak will not declare till lunch).

Use blood pressure monitor instrument while watching cricket on 4th and 5th day. Instrument is in 2nd Bedroom. If you cant find ask bhabhi. Keep measuring your pressure during every drink interval as well as fall of your favourite player Ganguly and She-wag. In case of emergency dial 911. It is covered by your cheap medical insurance.. Dont shout at home. It will have bad effect on my neice. Bhabi to bardasht kar legi because she has no choice but to tolerate you.

Use advice of elders like Saby and Ehsan which is discussed in other letter. They mailed it you without putting stamp on it. Dont accept that letter otherwise you will have to pay. This is a pakistani conspiracy to piss of an Indian who is already pissed off by its cricket team.I am sending my letter as overnight delivery so that you get mine before theirs.

You proposal of boycotting ODI is good. If we cant win it we should boycott it. I suggest blame eathquake on ISI and withdraw team from this trip.

Aap ka Agyakari Chota bhai
Chandu Halwai

PS: Dont listen to dudes like Umair. He is a victim of identity theft. Call me to know his old identity and SSN.

Aejaz · January 31, 2006, 6:09pm

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fair_&_balance:

My dear young restless and angry brother in Hindustan, Sadar Pranam

Chitthi mili. Sab kushal mangal to hai. Aap gusse me lagte hain. Momont you get this letter , take some cold water. Put some on your pee-pee too. Dont lose hope in cricket. All pappus in Pakistani team have scored fiftty. Our Lallus can also bat 5 session ( Hoping that Pak will not declare till lunch).

Use blood pressure monitor instrument while wacthing cricket on 4th and 5th day. Instrument is in 2nd Bedroom. If you cant find ask bhabhi. Keep measuring your pressure during every drink interval as well as fall of your favourite player Ganguly and She-wag. In case of emergency dial 911. It is covered by your cheap medical insurance.. Dont shout at home. It will have bad effect on my neice. Bhabi to bardasht kar legi because she has no choice but to tolerate you.

Use advice of elders like Saby and Ehsan which is discussed in other letter. They mailed it you without putting stamp on it. Dont accept that letter otherwise you will have to pay. This is a pakistani conspiracy to piss of an Indian who is already pissed off by its cricket team.

You proposal of boycotting ODI is good. If we cant win it we should boycott it. I suggest blame eathquake on ISI and withdraw team from this trip.

Aap Agyakari Chota bhai
Chandu Halwai

PS: Dont listen to dudes like Umair. He is a victim of identity theft. Call me to know his old identity and SSN.

That was classic Khushwant Singh:omg:

BTW Some1 Bhai, I sincerely feel your pain, at the Indian teams performance, both with Gilli and Danda:aj:

Decent_6Chora · January 31, 2006, 6:50pm

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fair_&_balance:

My dear young restless and angry brother in Hindustan, Sadar Pranam

Chitthi mili. Sab kushal mangal to hai. Aap gusse me lagte hain. Moment you get this letter , drink some cold water. Put some on your pee-pee too. Dont lose hope in cricket. All pappus in Pakistani team have scored fiftty. Our Lallus can also bat 5 session ( Hoping that Pak will not declare till lunch).

Use blood pressure monitor instrument while wacthing cricket on 4th and 5th day. Instrument is in 2nd Bedroom. If you cant find ask bhabhi. Keep measuring your pressure during every drink interval as well as fall of your favourite player Ganguly and She-wag. In case of emergency dial 911. It is covered by your cheap medical insurance.. Dont shout at home. It will have bad effect on my neice. Bhabi to bardasht kar legi because she has no choice but to tolerate you.

Use advice of elders like Saby and Ehsan which is discussed in other letter. They mailed it you without putting stamp on it. Dont accept that letter otherwise you will have to pay. This is a pakistani conspiracy to piss of an Indian who is already pissed off by its cricket team.

You proposal of boycotting ODI is good. If we cant win it we should boycott it. I suggest blame eathquake on ISI and withdraw team from this trip.

Aap Agyakari Chota bhai
Chandu Halwai

PS: Dont listen to dudes like Umair. He is a victim of identity theft. Call me to know his old identity and SSN.

ganguly · January 31, 2006, 7:57pm

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thank harper otherwise u guys wud have been bundled out within 100........... itara to aise rahe ho jaise teer maar liye ho.........

Captain1 · January 31, 2006, 8:03pm

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^ teer hamnay thori mara hay, hamari team ne mara hai :p, ab doosray teer ka intizar karo :insha: aaj lag jaye ga nishanay pe

ehsan · January 31, 2006, 8:19pm

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Can anyone smell the burning?

Decent_6Chora · January 31, 2006, 8:26pm

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dil sai ray…dil sai ray
dil tu aakhir dil hai na…
meethee see mushkil hai na…
dil sair rai…dil dai ray

fkhan2 · January 31, 2006, 8:56pm

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Aaya Ayya hum sub ka nya khilona aaya.
Some 1 gya tu kya hoa, nya jhunjuna aaya
Nam hay us ka gangulyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
2nd feb ko bolay ga, tum sub nay meri bare lee

smooth_guy · January 31, 2006, 9:01pm

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f&b that was a classic piece of ‘cricket marsiya-nawesi of new urdu literature’ :k:

fair_balance · January 31, 2006, 9:09pm

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I also have phunny haddi…