The famous question…
“Why did the chicken cross the road ?”
when put before a few Indian personalities
Well…this is what they had to say…
Question: “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
Azharuddin:“I am totally innocent, you know, I’m unnecessarily being dragged into this, you know, because I’m from the minority… I neither know the chicken nor the road, you know..”
Deve Gowda:“zzzzzzzzzzzzzz…mmmm…mm… chicken ???
Thanks, I’ll have it later !! mm.. snooore…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”
George Fernandes:“I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40 clean years of public life. I don’t own a house, or a car, leave alone a chicken !!!”
Mulayam:“I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class, so that they can cross the road freely without their motives being questioned”
Abdul Kalam:“Yes, why did the chickens cross the road?
… please tell me why? .. they crossed to go to the other side of the road… now children, repeat after me…”
Advani:“I see the hands of Pakistan in this …”
Vatal Nagaraj:“No Tamil or outside chickens will be allowed to cross our roads, our roads are meant only for Kannadiga chickens!”.
Bal Thackrey:“Chickens crossing the roads is against our culture, my followers (goondas) will stone all such chickens which cross the road”.
Jayalalitha:“From reliable sources I’ve got the information that the chicken belongs to Karunanidhi. He is making his chicken cross the road to create law & order problems. The chicken has now been imprisoned under POTO”.
Mamta Banerji:“If I’m made Union Railbay minstaar, I bill chee that chickans will trable by train… no cross road anymore!”.
A.K Antony:“Zimmmmply! …that’s a question you should ask Karunakuran..Heee, heee.”
Amitabh Bachchan:“The chicken has crossed the road?
.. are you sure.. pakka … lock kiya jaaye…”
Sonia Gandhi:“That the chicken crossed the road clearly demonstrates the fact that the people and chicken have lost confidence in the Government. The Government should own moral responsibility and resign!!!”
Venkiah Naidu:“We are very sure of the fact that the chicken did not cross the road. It’s a conspiracy by the congress to bring the Government down. The poor chicken has been made a scapegoat in this whole issue”
Surjeet:“We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of the third front today. We will decide the future course of action after the chicken comes back..”
Menaka Gandhi:“Chicken crossed the road alone…!!
If a vehicle had passed over it, we would have lost one of our dearest creatures. Ban all
vehicles from using the road. Protect our chickens…”
Salman Khan:“I ran over the chicken (Hic!). It was not intentional … It was accidental (Hic!)… you’re now asking this question to me only because I’m a celebrity(Hic!)”.
Gabbar Shingh "Arrey oh Saamba, Kitne chicken they ?
