India wins Cricket match; 120 people die of shock
Flood in Bihar; 2 die of thirst.
Poverty to be eradicated in India using Virtual Reality Software.
Death penalty upheld for Attempted Suicide victim.
Laloo to be made National Animal.
IAF MiG crashes. Again. Again.
India attacks Pakistan, Air India plates used as bombers.
Bush thinks PM some sort of a pie.
Survey: Main reason for divorce is marriage.
I thought they were funny too. I added some on my own. if u have any more post here.
Vajpayee farts, Pakistan president runs to USA.
Vajpayee sneezes, Pakistan tests sirens in Karachi and other parts of Pakistan to prepare for any eventuality.
George visits Siachan, Pakistan sends NLF to save Siachan.
Jaswant Singh briefs newsmen, Pakistan's national electric grid fails.
Yehswant Sinha's places defense budget, Pakistan gets hiccups.
When....
Vajpayee farts, nuclear holocaust in Asia.
Vajpayee sneezes, Sikhs think there is thicker than usual rain in Amritsar.
George visits Siachan, Indian soldiers get out the laughing gas masks.
Jaswant Singh briefs newsmen, rest of the media takes bullshit repellant.
Yehswant Sinha's places defense budget, 50 million more starve in India.
lol ^ good ones
lol funny
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