Indian movie dialouges

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got this in an e-mail…couldn’t stop laughing

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Top Ten Hindi Dialogues

*10. Kuttay, Kammenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga

  1. Mai tumhara ehsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga

  2. Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?

  3. Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi

  4. Bacchhhaaaaaooooo…

  5. Yeh anyay hai bhagwan

  6. Bataoo, heeray kahan hai

  7. Tum mere liye mar chuke ho.

  8. Police mere peechay lagi hui hai

  9. Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.*

~ It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow… ~

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DM

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here are some more:

**Best Of the Rest Dialogues*

Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain

lo...muh meetha kar lo

mein yeh shaadi nahin hone doongi

aaj pinky ka janam din hai

yeh aap kya kar rahen hai, bhai

Bhaiyya !!!!!!!

Ma, tum kitni acchi ho

Aaj mein bahut khush hoon (usually to be followed by a tragic turn of events)

Arre isse to tez bukhar hai

Nikal jaa mere ghar say...

Hatoe naa, log kiya kahengay

Khabardaar joe mujhay haat bhi lagaya

tumne apni maa ka dudh piya hai to...

jug jug jiyo beti/beta

gurkha, ise dhakke maarke bahar nikal do

Maine tumhe paal pos kar bada kiya...

Ab tumhari maa hamare kabze mein hai

Police ko tum jaise naujawanon par naaz hai

Driver, gaadi roko

Tum jaise gandi naali ke keede...

Ek baar mujhe maa keh kar pukaro beta

aur yeh bechari begunnah hai. That's all, your honor

tazeerat-e-hind, dafa 302 ke tahat, mulzim ko maut ki saza sunai jaati hai.

Mulzim ko Baa izzat bari kiya jata hai

Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahin rahe

(hero/heroine opening their eyes on a hospital bed) Main kahan hun?

Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha?

"Maa main first class pass ho gaya hoon" followed by the jug jug jiyo beta

Yeh sauda tumhe bahut mehenga padega

Bhagwan, maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahin manga, aaj pehi baar kuch maang raha/rahi hoon...

KANOON KE HAATH BAHUT LUMBE HOTE HAIN

Aey jee! Aap bade woh hain ! *

**~* It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow... ~*

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Ha ha ha that is funny
almost all the movies contain atleast one of those lovely dialouges

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[quote]
Originally posted by sianikuri:
Ha ha ha that is funny
almost all the movies contain atleast one of those lovely dialouges
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Siani kuri,

Yeh tum (aap) kya kah rahe haine,saabhe (all)movies contain one of those ghise pitte dialogues ,Even Amits movie?????

How about this one from Zanjeer?
The hero has just landed in Ajit's (big) 'bungla' to remind him of
what happened 20 years ago. And Ajit goes,
"Aao Vijay, Baito aur hamaare saath ek iscotch piyo. Hum

tumhe kha todi jaayenge. Vaise bhi hum vegetarian hain!!"

The dialogues are from Amitabh movies.

AB: Muche ho to nathulal jaisi ho varna na ho.
(muche = moustache - Prem!'s translation service)

AB: Meri zindagi ka tambu teen bambu pe khada hai sharab, shayari aur aap.

AB: Aadmi zindagi mein sirf do hi baar bhagta hai, ya to olympic ka race

ho ya police ka case ho.

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Desi munda that is so true 1 of these dialouges has to be in a movie

DING DONG DASH!!

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Mister FYI hehehe i said almost i didnt mean all sorry heheh anyway Amitabh ji ki tho baath hi kuch aur hain woh tho … yeh dialouge agar woh bolain bhi tho maza kuch aur atha hain

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he is a great actor na
ok i have a dialouge from his movie
“… jeeo aur neelo ko jeena sakhaou, is ko yeh batha yo kay kanoon andha hain”
same movie
“kyoun kay aap ek admi ko ek juram kay lye dho bar nahin saza dhe sakthey suna hain aap ney ek jurm kay liye do bar saza nahin de sakthey … aur agar dheni hi hain tho pehley wo meray saal lotayain, meri neelo ko meri khod main layen”
i know i took bits and peices but i love this speech it always makes me cry he does it with such emotion uff
ok catch you later fyi

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hey DM,

I guess u must have lots of time to remember…these

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stupid dialogues

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ones i remember

'yeh pulis-station hain, tumhare baap ka ghar nahin' amitabh in 'zanzeer'

'is mulq mein kaam dhoondhana bhi ek kaam hain' amitabh tells smita patil in 'shakti'

'jigar ka dard oopar se kahin maloom hota hain!
jigar ka dard oopar se nahin maloom hota hain!!' amitabh in sharabi

'sab kuch wahin to nahi, magar hain wahin, usi jagah' naseeruddin shah in 'izazat'

'kamjor to tum kabhi nahi the, haan, thode duble zaroorho gaye ho' suchitra sen to sanjeev kumar

'ab kya karoon mausijee, mera dil hi kuch aisa hain, khair mere itne samazane par bhi aap nahin mani', sir amitabh bachchan after his well known dialogue in 'sholay' in which he presents marital proposal for his dear friend.

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Siankuri,thanx for easy one sawal meine hi jawab chupa hai LOL he he he --Aandha Kanoon,hai Na!?

As a bonus meine aap ko bake dialogues bhi bata deta hoon,"Yaad kijye judge saheb jise din aap ne aapne qalam ko mere zakia ki khoon meine duba ke saza de thi mujhe-- yaad kijye ,Kya aap aaj mujhe insaaf de sakte haine ,Kya mere saal jo jail meine guzare hai wapas laa sakte haine ,kya aap mere zakia ko kabar se ukhar ke zindah la sakte haine ,Bataiye judge saheb kya aap aiysa kar sakte haine -kya aap ayse kar sakte haine......To band kijye yeh insaaf aur qanoon ka natak band kijye yeh naatak-----judge squirmes*shouts order order --*Steals a glance.....i only saw the clippings.I know what the story must be.

Now tell me which Amits movie the dialogue below is taken from??Hint-shashi kapoor .shot 10-20miles away from house where i was born(near calcutta)i have gone under those mines:))))

"Yeh koylei ki khaan ek azgar hai seth sahaab, jo roz , unginath logon
ko nigalkar, usei peeskar, jissm se khoon ka ek-ek katra choosk ar, ek
lash ke roop mein ugall deta hai."also old 80s move.before aandha Kanoon i guess,lolHe He hE
Good luck allah hafiz

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and what’s it to u what i do with my time?

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~ It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow… ~

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seems like u have a lot of time to post useless msgs like this

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~ It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow… ~

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nice ones ZZ

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~ It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow… ~

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i got one dialogue toooo…

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lower your flag, and march back to india..
your men shall live..or every one shall die here(in Kashmir)…and before u leave .. beg forgiveness from all the houses you pass..for 50 years of rape and murder……

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this is from the movie Braveheart…

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