There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere
where the following group of people is stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman
One month later on this absolutely stunning deserted island
in the middle of nowhere, the following has occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian
woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily
together in a “menage a trois”.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they
alternate with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek
woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean
and one look at the Bulgarian woman and they started
swimming.
The Irish began by dividing up their island, Northside and
Southside, and by setting up a distillery. They do not
remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of
foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey, but at
least the English are not getting any.
The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide
while the American woman keeps on talking about her body
being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do
everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment,
the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend
respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and how her
relationship with her mother is improving. But at least the
taxes are low and it is not raining.
…AND…
The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce
them to the Indian woman.