A man wants to buy a COW and is shopping around at a roadside animal auction (we’ve seen these in rural India).
He goes up to each owner and ask two questions
Shopper: “kitna dudh dete hai”? (how much milk)
1st Owner: “bees kilo” (twenty litres a day)
Shopper: “mol kya hai”? (what’s the price)
1st Owner: “do hazar rupaya” (Rs 2000/-)
The Shopper moves on to the next Cow
Shopper: “kitna dudh dete hai”?
2nd Owner: “tees kilo” (thirty litres a day)
Shopper: “mol kya hai”?
2nd Owner: “chaar hazar rupaya” (Rs 4000/-)
The Shopper moves on to the next Cow
Shopper: “kitna dudh dete hai”?
3rd Owner: “chalees kilo” (forty litres a day)
Shopper: “mol kya hai”?
3rd Owner: “panch hazar rupaya” (Rs 5000/-)
The next Cow is a very young looking animal, and the center of our joke
Shopper: “kitna dudh dete hai”?
4th Owner: “yeh dudh nahin dete” (she gives no milk)
Shopper: “mol kya hai”?
4th Owner: “pacchas hazar rupaya” (Rs 50,000/-)
Shopper: “hain! dudh nahin dete aur mol itna jyada”?!
(she gives no milk and yet you demand such a high price)
4th Owner: “bhai sahib … CHARACTER ka bhi koi mol hota hai”
(she has a good character … and that is priceless)
dil..dilseeeee