Indian Jokes
1)The Sardarni asked her lover, Santa Singh “Santa Darling, if we get
engaged will you give me a ring?”
“Sure” replied Santa “What’s your phone number?”
2)Banta Singh went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and
asked, “Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?”
“Yes, of course,” said the doctor, “why not!” “Oh! How nice it would be
,” said Banta with joy, “I have been illiterate for so long.”
3)Santa Singh was brought to court on charges of Drunken Driving. Just
before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge
pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, “Order, order.” Santa
immediately responded, “Thank you , your honour, I’ll have a scotch
and soda.”
4)Mr. Jaswant Singh went to a grocery stores collected the grocery
and came to the counter. The person at the counter started preparing
bill for the items.
Singh asked " Where is the fat ?"
The person didn’t understand what Singh was saying and said " Excuse
me sir, FAT???"
Sardar : “Yes Fat, Give me the fat”
Sardar started shouting and arguing with the person and all people
gathered and Manager of that grocery stores came there and asked
Sardar about the problem.
Then sardar said "Hey Manager look, I took a yogurt from your stores
and it was written ‘FAT FREE’ on that but this guy is not giving me the
fat.
5)Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock
Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.
Sardarji says “Yes”.
“Give me a thousand rupees and I’ll go get a ladder.” The man took the
thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several Hours the Sardarji
figured he was taken. On the next day the Sardarji Is again walking
along the same street and the same man asks him to Buy the clock.“Give
me a thousand rupees and I’ll go get a ladder.” The Sardarji gives him
the thousand and says “I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I’ll
go get a ladder.”
6)Sardarji is buying a TV.
“Do you have color TVs?”
“Sure.”
“Give me a green one, please.”
7)Two Sardarjis are in a railway station.
“Can I take this train to Ludhiana?” asks the first.
“No,” answers the RR man.
“Can I?” asks the second Sardarji.
8)This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him
“kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.”
Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, patahai ki cinema hai,
lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "
9)There’s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All
the sardars in the ‘mayyat’ are dancing the bhangra and singing and
general ‘balle balle’ is on. The people on the street find it strange
that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its a marriage
baraat. So one of them asks Santa Singh, “Singh Saab, aap ka koi sage
wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?”
…comes the reply,“Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi ki!!! Aaj paheli
bar ek sardar “brain” tumour se mara hai!!!”