Indian joke...

Lajawab · February 26, 2002, 9:48am

large group of Indian soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a
voice call from behind a sand dune,
“One Pakistani soldier is better than ten Indian soldiers!”
The Indian commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune
whereupon a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then
silence. The voice then calls out,
“One Pakistani soldier is better than one hundred Indian
soldiers!”
Furious, the Indian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the
dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of
battle, again silence.
The Pakistani voice calls out again,
“One Pakistani soldier is better than one thousand Indian
soldiers!”
The enraged Indian Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends
them across the dune. Cannon,rocket, and machine gun fire ring out as a
huge battle is fought. Then silence. Eventually one wounded Indian
fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his
commander,
“Don’t send any more men, it’s a trap. There’s two of them!!”