An Englishman went next door to welcome his new
Indian neighbour. He was shocked to see the man
from India in his nice backyard chasing ten
chickens around like mad. “Must be an Indian
custom,” he thought to himself. Deciding he
could put off the welcome till a later date, he went
home.
The next day, he decided he was going to
welcome the Indian man again. When he looked
through his window, he saw the Indian man urinate
into a cup and drank it. “Must be an Indian custom,”
he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the
welcome till tomorrow, he went on with
other stuff.
The third day, he was determined he had to
welcome the Indian man. At his gate, he saw the
Indian man with his ear pressed against a cow’s
big fat butt. He became real angry and went up
to the Indian man. "I’m sorry sir, I want to wish
you a welcome, but I cannot stand your crazy Indian
customs!,‘’ he yelled in the Indian man’s face.
The Indian man looked confused and answered.
"Sorry sir, I think you are mistaken. These are
actually English customs. I was told, to be English,
you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and
listen to bullshyt
