Rajpat (father): I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: “I will choose my own bride!!!”
Rajpat: “But the girl is Bill Gates’ daughter..”
Son: “Well, in that case…ok”
Next Rajpat approaches Bill Gates.
Rajpat: "I have a husband for your daughter… "
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!!!”
Rajpat: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”
Finally Rajpat goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Rajpat: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. "
President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Rajpat: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”
President: “Ah, in that case…ok”
Mammad (father): I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!!!"
Mammad : "But the girl is Bin Laden' daughter.."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"
Next Mammad approaches Bin Laden.
Mammad : "I have a husband for your daughter.... "
Bin Laden: "But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!"
Mammad : "But this young man is a cabinet minister of Pakistan."
Bin Laden: "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Mammad goes to see the president of Pakistan Santa Singh.
Mammad : "I have a young man to be recommended as a cabinet minister. "
Santa Singh: "But I already have more cabinet ministers than I need!"
Mammad : "But this young man is Bin Laden's son-in-law."
Santa Singh: "Ah, in that case...ok"
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