Musharraf was visiting India’ capital New Delhi. While going on his way to parliment he saw a guy peeing at roadside. Musharraf goes “tch tch Vajpie..in your country ppl do like this ?” Vajpie went crazy and ordered to kill that guy as he insulted India in front of a Paki!!
Later after some month Vajpie went to Pak on a visit and he with all the RAW secret agents trying to find a single person peeing at roadside ..but was unable to find any. The day he was leaving for airport he saw one man peeing roadside and he was all excited ..saying to Musharraf " c ..in your country ppl pee at road side" Musharraf went crazy and Ordered "shoot this man”. Next day news Papers reported "Indian Ambassador in Islamabad shoot dead….