Once upon a time this kid was walking down the street with his dad. As soon as they walk past a bicycle shop the kid deliberately falls and bruises his knee. Feeling compassion for the kid, dad reaches down to help his kid up. The kid says “Bapu meray ko wo cycle leke day’na (Improvise Indian Accent).” Dad gets furious smacking the kid upside the head and responds “Saalay jaib main phooti kori nahi or es ko cycle chahiay, chal ghar dafa ho.”
Cast:
Kid = India
Dad / Bapu = Amreeka
Cycle = Pakistan
Moral: Jub bhee India Pakistan ki taraf buri nigah da’lay ga, it will go home bruised and smacked.