Incredible 6th sense

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying “God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa.”

The father asked, “Why did you say good-bye grandpa?”

The little girl said, “I don’t know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.”

The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: “God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma.”

Awesome sixth sense
next day the grandmother died.

Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, “God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy.”

He practically went into shock. He couldn’t sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said “I’ve never seen you work so late, what’s the matter?” He said “I don’t want to talk about it, I’ve just spent the worst day of my life.”

She said “You think you had a bad day, you’ll never believe what happened to me. This morning our neighbour James dropped dead on our porch.”:omg:

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OMG,
so the little girls 'real' father was the guy next door!?!

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LOL..

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:omg:

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The joke is practically incorrect. If the guy next door was the kid's father, her grand parents would be the parents of the guy next door.

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:omg:

lmaooooooooooooooooo

ooppss

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The grandparents that died in the joke could have been the parents of the mother. :D

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The parents of the mother wouldn't be the grand parents of the girl. They would only be grandparents to her brother (if she had one). Get your facts right!
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Gotchya!

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uh:bummer:

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what if the died grandparent was the father of the neighbour :clown:

hun duss :5:

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it still wouldnt be incorrect because cause no one cried or said anything else about the grandparents :D

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Then he would have already known that its going to be the guy next door the little girl is speaking of in her good-bye hallucination. But then again, its just a joke. Let’s not beat the dead horse.

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you did not understand nothing. :bailan:

the relation between the grandpa and the neighbour was exactly like how the relation was between neigbour and the daughter …

hun dass :clown:

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I know what you are saying. You don’t know what I am saying obviously. If the neighbor’s father died after the first prediction of the girl, the guy would not have freaked out when he heard the girl say “good-bye father”

hun das da puttar --whatever that means

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but neigbour’s father is socially the father of the girl’s father. obviously, you did not read my previous post

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Thats flawed reasoning. Her maternal grandparents would not change no matter who the father was. her mothers parents would be her grandparents.

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How we have been over-analyzing in the joke forum lately? :p

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because the intellectual of cafe and intel-lack-tual of general are discussing it

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You are not reading mine it seems. I know exactly what you are saying, that, the neighbor’s father is the grandpa of the girl. If the neighbor’s father died after the girl’s first prediction, then why did the guy (who is living with her but isn’t really the father) freak out when she said good-bye father? He should have been happy instead that the neighbor who was having an affair with his wife will finally die. I wonder how many times I will have to say the same thing re-worded until it registers with your kneecap.

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abay ghonchu :smack: