An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers onboard,
but
unfortunately only four parachutes.The first passenger says, “I’m Shaquille O’Neill, the best NBA
basketball player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them
if I
died”. So he takes the first parachute and jumps.The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says, “I am the wife of
the
former President of the United States. I am also the most dedicated
woman in the world, a Senator in New York and America’s potential
future President.” She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.The third passenger, George W. Bush, says, “I am the President
of the
United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world
politics. And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President
in
the history of the country and I have a responsibility to my
people
not to die.” So he takes a parachute and jumps.The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten
year
old schoolboy, “I am already old. I have already lived my life, as
a
good person and a priest I will give you the last parachute”. The
boy
replies “No problem your popeness, there is still a parachute for
you.
America’s most intelligent President has jumped with my
schoolbag…”